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goth vs. emo vs. chav vs. detroit ghetto

Emo is basically the bottom of the food chain here.
Emos hate themselves, goths hate everyone else.
A Chav is a british wigger, they are also recognizably stupid.
A Detroit Ghetto is a black person who carries more weapons and drugs then his coat can fit.
Goths are all black. Emos are goths with circus colors and an estrogen overdose. Goths are actually bigger life haters then emos but they have balls and deal with shit.
In the united kingdom Chavs and Emos are rivals
The Chav is picking on the Emo and a goth comes by, so the Chav thinks 'Oh, another Emo' so the Chav attempts to pick on the Goth who takes out a half inch syringe and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the Chav. After the Chav is dead from pinstab wounds the Emo praises the Goth like they are holy or something. Then the Goth who is totally annoyed fills the syringe with yellow asbestos liquid and leaves a small air pocket. Then says it's Heroin and sends the Emo off who dies several seconds later. Then the Detroit Ghetto guy walks in and then opens his coat which a rocket launcher is hidden in takes out a bag of cocaine but is actually sweet and low. In the end the Goth is dead and the Detroit Ghetto goes back home and then a team of fat and vice cops investigate and 6 months later they can only speculate that it was a homicide.
Goth Vs. Emo Vs. Chav Vs. Detroit Ghetto
by Brents2 August 30, 2007
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Chav

Someone who thinks they are a criminal and want everyone to fear them. They speak only slang and make up other words like ‘wagwan’ and ‘mandem’ and ‘pengting’ they are also usually British and curse a lot.
Chav: “wagwan bois yah looking pengting”

Chav 2: *whispers* “what a chav thinking he’s all hard I would well batter him”
by STDD___333 November 16, 2019
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chav

‘oh look it’s the chav

elizabeth?’
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becky the chav

The titok sensation who is much more slay than Callum Haughey / The Primark Queen.
"The primark queen stinks!" Said Tim

"Yes, Becky The Chav is much more slay" replied Susan
by Becky Slay Queen May 2, 2023
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Chav

Some ppl in my school
Some ppl in my school r chavs
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Chav

A complete nonce who thinks their fucking big and proper rebels well win actuality their retarded cunts who go to their local KFC smoking thinking they look cool but they look like my fucking older sister

Most Chavs are usually kids and those kids smoke shit tons of cigarettes I mean what has the UK become?
by Chavhater69 May 9, 2018
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Unfriendly Chav

This is for them wannabe popular girls in the UK because they always think that they will get something out of wearing makeup and that but honestly they give me so much cringe I just wanna cry and tell them to stop acting tough and cool.
“This girl she was an unfriendly chav, you should’ve seen her face when she said that to me”
by angelsurpanelu August 27, 2022
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