goth vs. emo vs. chav vs. detroit ghetto

Emo is basically the bottom of the food chain here.
Emos hate themselves, goths hate everyone else.
A Chav is a british wigger, they are also recognizably stupid.
A Detroit Ghetto is a black person who carries more weapons and drugs then his coat can fit.
Goths are all black. Emos are goths with circus colors and an estrogen overdose. Goths are actually bigger life haters then emos but they have balls and deal with shit.
In the united kingdom Chavs and Emos are rivals

The Chav is picking on the Emo and a goth comes by, so the Chav thinks 'Oh, another Emo' so the Chav attempts to pick on the Goth who takes out a half inch syringe and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the Chav. After the Chav is dead from pinstab wounds the Emo praises the Goth like they are holy or something. Then the Goth who is totally annoyed fills the syringe with yellow asbestos liquid and leaves a small air pocket. Then says it's Heroin and sends the Emo off who dies several seconds later. Then the Detroit Ghetto guy walks in and then opens his coat which a rocket launcher is hidden in takes out a bag of cocaine but is actually sweet and low. In the end the Goth is dead and the Detroit Ghetto goes back home and then a team of fat and vice cops investigate and 6 months later they can only speculate that it was a homicide.
Goth Vs. Emo Vs. Chav Vs. Detroit Ghetto

by Brents2 August 30, 2007

comcast chav

annoying but nice Comcast guy that comes to your house to fix your tv. making you feel uncomfortable and akward because he's invading your privacy, and dressed like he thinks he's Justin Timberlake in his olden days. (chav attire)
walks out the door saying "have a good one sir"

me- "is sir annoying leaving?"
dad- "what do you mean?"
me- "the comcast guy is kind of making me feel akward. is he leaving?"
dad- "no, he's gonna try to fix the tv"
me- "oh, that's annoying..."

*walks away, thinks to self, what a comcast chav*

by Angie12banjo December 4, 2010

Chav

A horrifying species who reside in Britain. Often to be found in their main habitat- outside MacDonalds or in school spraying their Victoria's secret spray and choking half the class. To this day they have not learned how to apply makeup properly and can often be found wearing almost a whole bottle of bronzer. They also seem to think slug eyebrows look good. To summarise, if you are ever unfortunate enough to meet one, good luck and R.I.P

1. "Mate you know Sarah? She's such a chav. I'm scared to go near her cuz she might slap me with that messy bun of hers"
2. I'm scared I might get infected with the chav disease. Chav-itis is almost as bad as Corona Virus

by JOE_DAD February 28, 2020

Chav

are usually described as a beautiful, or loving person.

Aww James is such a chav
I love Frank he is such a chav

by ExplodingCunt February 14, 2021

Chav

Evie Harlow

Evie harlow is the definition of chav

by Eztliiiii May 8, 2021

chav

An overly spray tanned smoker who wears the heaviest fake eyelashes and lip fillers. Can usually be find in athleisure that is too small and a full face of makeup. They lurk around fast food joints and use their long acrylic nails to attract male counterparts to impregnate them.

Why is that girl orange? Oh never mind, it’s a chav.

by darwinshell January 6, 2022

british chav

a person who is from britain, is likely to corner you in a dark street and/or wears 5 layers of foundation 2 shades darker than necessary

person 1:oi mate yeah bruv i’m talking to you
person 2:british chav

by *insert imaginative name here* December 17, 2024