goth vs. emo vs. chav vs. detroit ghetto

Emo is basically the bottom of the food chain here.
Emos hate themselves, goths hate everyone else.
A Chav is a british wigger, they are also recognizably stupid.
A Detroit Ghetto is a black person who carries more weapons and drugs then his coat can fit.
Goths are all black. Emos are goths with circus colors and an estrogen overdose. Goths are actually bigger life haters then emos but they have balls and deal with shit.
In the united kingdom Chavs and Emos are rivals

The Chav is picking on the Emo and a goth comes by, so the Chav thinks 'Oh, another Emo' so the Chav attempts to pick on the Goth who takes out a half inch syringe and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the Chav. After the Chav is dead from pinstab wounds the Emo praises the Goth like they are holy or something. Then the Goth who is totally annoyed fills the syringe with yellow asbestos liquid and leaves a small air pocket. Then says it's Heroin and sends the Emo off who dies several seconds later. Then the Detroit Ghetto guy walks in and then opens his coat which a rocket launcher is hidden in takes out a bag of cocaine but is actually sweet and low. In the end the Goth is dead and the Detroit Ghetto goes back home and then a team of fat and vice cops investigate and 6 months later they can only speculate that it was a homicide.
Goth Vs. Emo Vs. Chav Vs. Detroit Ghetto

by Brents2 August 30, 2007

Chav

Bare rude kids that hang around the high street after school, wearing a tracksuit and some form of nike shoes. They are fuelled by cans of boost and insults.

Ay you lot my mum said im a chav
Bang her up
Nah shes my mum

by Sister shook sister spills tea April 20, 2019

Chav

Chavs are bitches with no lives who have nothing better to do than make people think their not better than them and who all have the same personality, voice and all look the same their like fucking robots and they really peak in school and as soon as schools over they have no friends left and end up working at a shitty job like maccies or supermarket or some shit like that because they were to busy to listen and failed every subject

That’s a chavvy bitch

by Potato173 November 5, 2021

Chav

A chav is a woman/man who believes they are superior to everyone else in the world. The woman chavs wear orange foundation and thick eyebrows and very thick dark brown contour . They usually have huge thick eyelashes too. There language mainly is a very strong London accent and both genders vocabulary constantly consists of “innit” “bruv” and other slang . Both genders normally hang around McDonald’s and always have a a puff bar in a pocket . the female chav usually has fake designer bags and there’s probably slept for around 50 men.

Yo Stacy they look like chavs let’s not go neer them

by The gangster cat March 27, 2022

chav muffin

A term for a chav that’s a close friend

Bless my little chav muffin

Bless my little chav muffin

by PJtheDJ2 July 15, 2019

Chav

A working class lad who wears a two-piece sport tracksuit and nike 270s. He carries his mum's kitchen knife because he thinks he's hard and shouts at McDonalds staff for forgetting to put another pickle In his Big Mac. He smokes shit weed on the daily and will tell you to go go suck your mum

"Look at that gang of chavs over there, they can't be up to any good"

by Snowflakemelter March 10, 2020

chavs

a load of slags who wear too much makeup and carry around Victoria secret. The poor girl bloody stinks of it. They put about three bottles of fake tan on a night and end up looking like a satsuma. Every week they get a new boyfriend and when they break up she moves on in about a day. Her eyebrows are halfway up her forehead and lashes are commonly found in this species.

oi mate look at that peng one over there
are u kidding mate she is a rite chav
ino but I like chavs mate

by ellaxo December 21, 2019