Wet chair

To wet a chair before someone unintentionally sits on it and gets a wet ass

Sam got wet chaired

by Fastasfkonabike February 9, 2022

isak, the absolute chair man

A man who owns a server who normaly makes his staff suffer with jobs that are way too hard

please save them

"this isak, the absolute chair man man i like"
"yea me too"

by manMansan March 2, 2022

Chair

Chair. Tf you expect dawg?

Bro actually looked up "Chair" on Urban Dictionary

by anonymous May 11, 2023

chaired

mechanism by which the closest inanimate object, usually a chair, is used to adjust attitudes and minimize violents assaults against innocent People of Color perpetrated by racist, entitled, hateful white people who may be in possession of personal property such as pontoon boats

I’m so glad that unprovoked gang assault by those racist white criminals against that innocent dock security guard was thwarted when they all got chaired.

by Lisiunia August 11, 2023

Chair

Something you sit on so you don't have to sit on the floor.

Hey can I use that chair ovwer there

Of course you can!

by Goofyahhhhh September 29, 2022

Shotgun Chair

Shotgun seat of a car, a.k.a the passenger seat in the front of a car.

The seat next to the drivers seat, typically known as Shotgun.

Josh yelled to Ben, "I got shotgun chair Shotgun" while running towards the car.

Josh felt like a king because he was riding in the shotgun chair.

by The ManWithThePlan April 15, 2014

The Jizz Chair

That one chair at the back of the class that's covered in white liquid (probably jizz)

Hey man, go sit on the jizz chair

by TheShittingAnimal5000 December 9, 2022