blue haired bagel

An older woman or man (typically southern) who is stuck up and tries too hard to seem classy when they are really just rude. They are lazy in a way that inconveniences people and get mad when it’s called out.

Look at the blue haired bagel backing out slowly so they don’t have to use their mirrors.

by FloridaTerms December 27, 2024

Stoop-Bagel

1. A secret vampire who drinks RED and is non intellegent; instead of eating people, consumes goats and pizza crust dipped in rootbeer.

2. One who cannot take craps unassisted.

3. One who is black, with white skin.

1. Person: How can you eat that? Only stoop-bagels eat like that!

2. Person: I cant go poop!
Other Person: Because your a stoop-bagel.

3. Person: Are you black or white?
Other Person: Im stoop-bagel.

by LaLaDolla April 24, 2009

Buttering the bagel

The act of ejaculating on an asshole and spreading it around with a male genitalia

Holy shit Jennifer me and the pastor was buttering the bagel night.

by ieatasswithaspoon August 21, 2021

hoot bagel

1.) used to describe a person who is not chill, very unattractive, and will most likely kill your vibe at any party.

2.) a bagel of hoot.

yeah bro im gonna call an uber and bounce, this party is full of hoot bagels.

by nochillbill September 24, 2016

free bagel

1. A loose butthole. You can make implications about toppings yourself.

"I went over to Jennifer's place to get myself a free bagel yesterday."

by DrSpocktopus November 13, 2013

Magel fk Bagel

Magel fk Bagel is another name for a sentence and for a wild stamp

Hey look that is a wild Magel fk Bagel

by Jdfkg January 30, 2018

Ziad bagel

A ziad a a boy who plays league of legends all day and don’t go outside but gets good grades but not so good social skills.

1: Bro, where is this guy?

2: he’s just a ziad bagel
1: ahhhhh, ok I understand

by Mrmc_cum_man July 7, 2023