A slang term made famous in Long Island by Astorian influencer J-Killah. It’s used primarily as a sales pitch when signing people up at a gym. Only the manager is able to grant someone world-wide access because as them being the manager, they could actually do that. Although the term is seen by most as a joke currently, in the past it was a great closing statement. The term is also coupled with a fake voucher discount used by J-Killah and is a 90% success rate when pitched correctly. The salesman must have a shaved head even if they’re not bald, a checkered dress shirt layered with a Black vest, and both hands directly tucked into their pockets to present a layer back “I don’t give a fuck” vibe.
by Egbert June 28, 2022
Get the World-Wide Access mug.By accepting this definition you’re agreeing to pay me 1000$ per month for doing nothing, giving me your first born child to work on plantations, destroying the US government and giving me all the secret information that US government have.
By braking any of this contract’s rules you will be forced to pay me 10 million dollars now or pay me 50% of all your earnings for 30 years.
By braking any of this contract’s rules you will be forced to pay me 10 million dollars now or pay me 50% of all your earnings for 30 years.
by WhatTheFuckingFuckWhatTheFuck September 15, 2022
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The word means the word
The word began in 1988 when people wanted a long word to describe wanting a long word to be accepted as a real long word. In 1992, the word was accepted as "This is a long paragraph that i hope will be a real word so please accept this because it is a genuine word". By 1993, the word was one of the most widely used words referring to a long word to describe wanting a long word to be accepted as a real long word. In 2001, the word was used 2 times by world leaders and in 2009 the word was lost.
But...
In 2023 the word resurfaced and is now a genuine word.
The word began in 1988 when people wanted a long word to describe wanting a long word to be accepted as a real long word. In 1992, the word was accepted as "This is a long paragraph that i hope will be a real word so please accept this because it is a genuine word". By 1993, the word was one of the most widely used words referring to a long word to describe wanting a long word to be accepted as a real long word. In 2001, the word was used 2 times by world leaders and in 2009 the word was lost.
But...
In 2023 the word resurfaced and is now a genuine word.
Eg. This is a long paragraph that i hope will be a real word so please accept this because it is a genuine word
by Dymphywthym May 8, 2023
Get the This is a long paragraph that i hope will be a real word so please accept this because it is a genuine word mug.Affectionately known as AOK, Accompany of kids is a group of young, gifted singers and dancers ranging in ages 11-21 who use excellent vocals, choreography and beautiful costumes to create memorable shows all throughout the year. They put on a Christmas show, Gala, and multiple summer shows over the year. Although based out of Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin, Accompany of Kids has members residing in fourteen surrounding communities. The mission of Accompany of Kids is to provide young people ranging in age 11 to 21 the opportunity to gain self-confidence, leadership skills, and grow into productive and successful adults through the use of the arts.
by AOKER February 21, 2006
Get the Accompany of Kids mug.The imaginary being of...who came up with that anyway? No where in Jersey do people speak with that awful accent that sounds like a crushing mix of Italian and New York accents.
ignant person- Hey, where ya from?
Jersian- Jersey
ignant (in "Joisey" accent)- Haaaaay! How you doin'? Why don't you have a Joisey accent? What part of New Jersey are you from?
Jersian- No one has that stupid accent
ignant (still in accent) What do ya mean, everybody knows that's how ya talk in Joisey!
Jersian- *sigh*
*smacks ignant person*
*walks away*
Jersian- Jersey
ignant (in "Joisey" accent)- Haaaaay! How you doin'? Why don't you have a Joisey accent? What part of New Jersey are you from?
Jersian- No one has that stupid accent
ignant (still in accent) What do ya mean, everybody knows that's how ya talk in Joisey!
Jersian- *sigh*
*smacks ignant person*
*walks away*
by rjholla2003 January 4, 2005
Get the Joisey Accent mug.A person working in an Acceptance Environment in a Dutch government organization. Because of bad knowledge of the English acceptance environment is often mispronounced/misspelled as acceptation environment. And because of the many environmentalist groups in the Netherlands the term environmentalist is also abused as someone working in certain environments.
by dajomas April 1, 2007
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Transitive verb: Two walking people encountering each other and attempting to avoid each other by side-stepping inadvertently in the same direction, provoking an apology and/or awkward feeling.
Noun: A walking encounter of two people who attempt to avoid each other by side-stepping inadvertently in the same direction, provoking an apology and/or awkward feeling.
Transitive verb: Two walking people encountering each other and attempting to avoid each other by side-stepping inadvertently in the same direction, provoking an apology and/or awkward feeling.
Noun: A walking encounter of two people who attempt to avoid each other by side-stepping inadvertently in the same direction, provoking an apology and/or awkward feeling.
I accilised with some woman in the mall this afternoon. It was really awkward.
He met her when they had an accilision.
He met her when they had an accilision.
by Fu Fu October 30, 2007
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