Parker

He’s the hottest of the hot, a must see American idol! He’s athletic, charming , hilarious, and adventurous. He destroys in volleyball and is the upmost brilliant person. Girls flock him at school he can barely even walk down school hallways without being followed by every girl he passes. They say he’s a keeper but from the stories I’ve heard he’s a player! Ohh how magical he is. If your lucky enough to see this spectacle of a man than dang i guess your lucky I don’t know what else too say. He’s the best kisser and holds himself to high standards minus his first kiss he low balled that one on some girl named maddisyn! He’s so adorable and I hope to date him one day.

Girl 1: ohh parker he’s so cute

Girl 2: yeah he’s the best he can kiss me all night long

Me: to bad I’ve got him in the bag

by Maddisyn Jolley December 20, 2021

peter parker

i don’t know who this man is!

person 1:have you heard of this random guy called peter parker?
person 2:no who the hell is that?

by etommo167 April 14, 2022

Parker

Usually pretty great people.

Ya know, parkers a pretty great person

by TurtleTruffles May 2, 2022

Peter Parker

Who is that?

Who is Peter Parker? Never heard of him.

by Josecitoelbonito December 28, 2021

Parker Newby

A great sexy person that has a long penis and so great in the bed with the opposite sex. He also is very small but has a great sexual appearance

Wow that was an awesome night with Parker Newby

by BatTan08 May 2, 2018

Romas Parker

an awesome hot amazing guy

ik this really amazing guy""who?""Romas Parker!!!!:)

by I love romasss Parker September 15, 2010

Parker

He gets really attached to you when won’t let go. He’s very emotional and emotionally attached he touches you even when you’re telling him to stop he is caring sometimes and very sensitive he is a liar. He laughs at everything even when it’s not funny he has a really bad sense of humor. He is very horny

Is that parker coming? Run

by Longpantsperson March 11, 2022