The Vampire

Cutting into your dickhead with a razor and getting a blowjob. While she's sucking you squeeze your dick so blood shoots in her mouth. While she is stunned by all the blood, you turn her around and put your dick in her ass while screaming: 'I am Dracula, bow before me, bitch!'

-Hey man, in what position did you fuck her yesterday?
-I did the vampire.
-Holy shit, that's fucked up!

by GingerGodBelgium November 1, 2017

The Vampire To My Unicorn

an amazing person, the best boyfriend in the world; very commonly perfect in every way; occasionally depressed, but never holds a grudge against his girlfriend

"On the card, I told my boyfriend he was the vampire to my unicorn."

by KellyLovesIcedTea January 16, 2009

Vampire-o-saurus

A vampire dinosaur (of any type of dinosaur).

The mad scientist turned a T-Rex into a vampire-o-saurus.

by Sparkle200 November 6, 2023

Vampire Bag

A Bloody Tampon

You're being such a little bitch. Must be that time of the month. Check your Vampire Bag

by Al Cocksucker Swearengen February 26, 2019

Ghetto Vampire

Someone who is emo, but also has bright colored hair.

“Bro I just saw this girl with bright pink hair in the hallway!”
“I but she was a Ghetto Vampire.”

by Charlie The Moth Man May 24, 2023

Vampire Bowling

A term referring to the action of sexually stimulating a female with your fingers in the position that you would throw a bowling ball. Action done while simultaneously sucking their neck with the intention of causing subcutaneous bleeding to leave a large neck bruise or "hickey".

My friend's idea of a romantic date is to take a girl "Vampire Bowling".

by Moses Incarnate July 19, 2024

Vampire

Someone who eats the pussy of a girl on her period

Her: No don't go down there, I am on my period!

Him: Don't worry, I am a Vampire !

by Humanation September 25, 2020