Turtle fight

Two circumcised men get hard and try to dock, resulting in a turtle fight.

After reading about docking online, Tj and Shawn attempted to dock. Because both men were circumcised, it resulted in a turtle fight.

by Imnotafuckingtypewriter January 20, 2018

Turtle cake

A Turtle Cake is when a man has a small penis that is also uncircumcised that resembles a frightened turtle and is put between the ass cheeks of an unsuspecting victim, thus the turtle is between the cakes.

I would love to give her a turtle cake while she’s not looking.

by River.01 March 4, 2019

Turtle Nugget

A tasty snack for anyone in the mood to eat something expensive

Hey guys I'm bored so I'm going out to get some turtle nuggets!

by TurtleNugget912 January 30, 2020

Turtle Shock

When you fuck your girl turtle style and she can't walk for 24 Hours

I gave my girl turtle shock

by LAGOUT July 20, 2019

turtle blaster

The act of an individual stuffing green and black jellybeans up their arse, followed by squatting down and pushing them out. The action resembles Turtles being blasted out of their bum.

-“Yo bro, I saw Alex the other day doing a Turtle Blaster..“
-“No way, with the green and black jellybeans?”
-“Yea”

by JellyBeanBlasterAlex April 13, 2020

Urinal Turtle

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1.(noun) When someone takes a dump in a urinal {original definition}.
2.(noun) An unusually small turtle that swims through the sewer and out of the urinal {additional}.
3.(verb) To shove an acquaintance's face into the urinal cake {additional}

1. I had to take a leak so badly but when I got in there I saw someone had dropped a urinal turtle.
2. My grandpa freaked out when he discovered a urinal turtle whilst relieving himself.
3. I lost a friend today when I urinal turtled him right before his big performance in front of the crowd.

by walkerslaw69696969 December 1, 2017

that damn turtle

When you casually trip or fall and need to play it off by blaming the turtle, of course

Dude 1: *trips* Woah
Dude2: yo you okay?
Dude1:yea man it was that damn turtle
Dude2:what turtle?
Dude1: that damn turtle, you didn't see him? man he was right here!!

by Hailey B May 16, 2016