Chris Donathon

Chris Donathon is the lead singer of the band The Medic Droid. He also does the synths and guitars.

"This is Chris fucking Donathon; don't get mad, Jeffree Star, 'cause I made you snort a lot of my cum while I fucked you in the ass." -Chris Donathon, Fer Sure

by Martina Louise May 8, 2008

chris bang

Aussie legend

"yo who's that"
"that's Chris bang"

by streamsideeffects June 24, 2019

Chris Pontius

Probably the coolest person on Jackass and isn't afraid to light his penis on fire or show it off to the world. Pontius is always doing hilarious stunts and he lives in his truck in Tampa Bay. He can be seen looking over the ocean with his guitar and wearing a thong. He doesn't think it's wrong to be strong.

Chris Pontius: "Is it wrong to be strong?"
Girl One: "He's soooo cute! Look at that butt!"
Girl Two: "Look at that butt!"
Girl Three: "Look at that thong!"

by the dirty dancer October 25, 2011

Chris crock

Meaning “ok” or “cool” similar to the term “bet”

“Dude you got that promotion you wanted? Chris crock!”

Or

“You need some crud? Alright. Chris crock.”

by Chris crock 1 June 21, 2018

Chris is a Homo

The act of people named Chris of being Gay.

Chris is a homo Biotch

by Chrisisreallygay October 16, 2008

Chris Pine

The finest rendition of Captain Kirk this Star Trek era. Although he was a fag in Princess Diaries, he redeems himself in Trek.

Chris Pine:" If one is deemed unfit for the line of duty, the one cannot actively perform the role of acting captain.."

Fangirls: "He just made me nerdgasm in my shorts."

Fanboys: "Spock is a sex demon."

Middle aged men: "I could show Uhura a good time."

by Cockfaggot May 22, 2009

Chris Pratt

When the fat guy you have a relationship with bails on you when he becomes hot and acquires social value.

" what happened with the guy you were engaged with?"

" he got hot and got a new job. He pulled a Chris Pratt on me "

by Nina Clerecuzio June 20, 2018