Chris Donathon

Chris Donathon is the lead singer of the band The Medic Droid. He also does the synths and guitars.

"This is Chris fucking Donathon; don't get mad, Jeffree Star, 'cause I made you snort a lot of my cum while I fucked you in the ass." -Chris Donathon, Fer Sure

by Martina Louise May 08, 2008

chris adler

Drummer for the metalcore band Lamb Of God. Some people consider him very talented and admire him for his speed and technique.

Chris Adler can tap on the double bass drum extremely fast.

by thetawave333 April 08, 2006

Chris Pontius

Probably the coolest person on Jackass and isn't afraid to light his penis on fire or show it off to the world. Pontius is always doing hilarious stunts and he lives in his truck in Tampa Bay. He can be seen looking over the ocean with his guitar and wearing a thong. He doesn't think it's wrong to be strong.

Chris Pontius: "Is it wrong to be strong?"
Girl One: "He's soooo cute! Look at that butt!"
Girl Two: "Look at that butt!"
Girl Three: "Look at that thong!"

by the dirty dancer May 30, 2011

chris bang

Aussie legend

"yo who's that"
"that's Chris bang"

by streamsideeffects June 24, 2019

Chris crock

Meaning “ok” or “cool” similar to the term “bet”

“Dude you got that promotion you wanted? Chris crock!”

Or

“You need some crud? Alright. Chris crock.”

by Chris crock 1 June 22, 2018

Chris is a Homo

The act of people named Chris of being Gay.

Chris is a homo Biotch

by Chrisisreallygay August 27, 2008

Chris Pine

The finest rendition of Captain Kirk this Star Trek era. Although he was a fag in Princess Diaries, he redeems himself in Trek.

Chris Pine:" If one is deemed unfit for the line of duty, the one cannot actively perform the role of acting captain.."

Fangirls: "He just made me nerdgasm in my shorts."

Fanboys: "Spock is a sex demon."

Middle aged men: "I could show Uhura a good time."

by Cockfaggot May 22, 2009