duck brush

The hair that grows from your taint

Damn you have some nasty duck brush

by The real Paul July 2, 2016

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Duck Sim

Probably the most epic game ever created. You have total and utter control over the life of a little duck, which you must guide through a series of epic events to finally realize its dreams. Notable examples of such events include an epic rocket launcher battle and a zombie apocalypse.

Duck Sim can be played on Newgrounds and is developed by i-smel

A: Have you played Duck Sim yet?
B: Yes, but I find it very hard to get past the street race against a rival duckling from another pond.

by Knakharses November 13, 2011

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Duck Bung

A dirty asshole. A bunghole that’s a little muddy from a bad wipe job. Makes one walk with a bit of a wobble so as to keep them greasy cheeks apart and avoid skid marking the underwear.

I was hitting her from behind and each thrust was wafting her dunk bung.

I got the duck bung. It’s itchy. Pull over at that gas station so I can run in an wipe.

by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020

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Stuffed Duck

1. An insult directed at an idiot who is generally annoying and is always full of shit, e.g stuffed like a duck.
2. A person who eats chips all the time, but then has no room for actual meals.

"ugh! Stop being such a stuffed duck, man!"
"God you eat like a stuffed duck!"

by Tyranamobius Rex April 17, 2017

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