Walking Snuffleupagus

When you take a man and turn him upside down placing his legs over your shoulders placing his penis above your chin like a snuffleupagus- Hence the Name Walking Snuffleupagus.

This is great for Charades
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by Dr Blumpy JD Fogbank June 24, 2011
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Depression walk

When you are sad and out of shape and decide to run but after the first twenty feet it turns into a slow walk and you think about how shitty a person you are.
Roommate: Hey what are you doing tonight?
you: Oh, i was gonna watch some tv and maybe take a depression walk.
by Residentdrifter August 09, 2018
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Walking cornflake

A really really ugly person, usually ginger, that their face looks like a cornflake e.g. its all lumpy

and they can walk because they have legs
yo man check out craig over there" "yea man hes a total walking cornflake
by WxL June 07, 2011
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Jersey-walk

A term for walking quickly with a definite purpose/destination. Usually involves ignoring people/potential distractions and pushing past annoying slow-walking people. Use this technique to achieve maximum efficiency in almost anything you need to do. Named after all the no-nonsense, awesome, badass New Jerseyans.
"I jersey-walked through the entire store and got all my shopping done in 10 minutes flat."
by heatherhez February 05, 2012
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Toby Walking

Walking extremely fast due to fucking long legs
Dude that guys his toby walking on
by Jesus Brother November 13, 2011
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walking mat

a person who is easily taken advantage of.

Reference to the phrase "Don't let people walk all over you" and a comical twist on the word "doormat"
Tiffany: Why do people always ask ME for money?
Ashley: You don't say no. In the future, just learn to say no and stop being a walking mat.
by Realest-And-Comical November 29, 2015
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Walk of shame

When 2-24 hours after a sexual encounter with an individual, you journey back to your home, workplace, school, or any place of importance with immense guilt, satisfying at least one of the following:
1. Wearing the same clothes you wore before
2. Missing at least one article of clothing
3. Wearing bodily evidence ( hair out of place, hickeys, lines etc.)
4. Wearing your partners clothing.
Girlll, I did the walk of shame to my lecture class this morning.
by TSDK May 05, 2018
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