Diegoness

Noun.
The presence of Diego Luna, and his sexy self.

Dirty Dancing 1 was pretty great, but it lacked in Diegoness.

by Yellopebble January 1, 2010

Diego

A derogatory term used for THAT kind of guy your friend is seeing. Generally, a Diego, although not actually named Diego, is a guy that is between 15 and 19, quite unattractive (although your friend seems to think he's the hottest person on earth), and probably offensive. He usually leaves your friend mentally destroyed after your friend interacts with the Diego in question. Often, a Diego can be found conducting "1.2 GPA activities" in his free time alongside skating.

"Guys, Harsa Martinez's ex-boyfriend was such a Diego. I heard that he cheated on his new girlfriend (who is copying Harsa's style because she wants to be her so bad) and texted Harsa again even though she vowed to not speak to him again. I think Harsa and Diego are lowkey soulmates though because they're both mentally ill. Whatever, I guess Harsa is gonna have some more lore to her now."
"Ijbol. Harsa's losing the Idgaf War, I fear."

by Stream DYKTTATUOB August 26, 2023

Diego

A short, smart boy that doesn’t sleep at all. He can be chill if he knows you well enough, but if he diesn’t like you, you’re like a ghost. It is what we could call Un mamahuevo

-OMG, he is so mean.-What did you expect? He’s a Diego after all.

by mehhhhe February 18, 2022

Diego

Diego is one of the gayest people you can meet, yeah he might stink sum times but he will look cute just for you and he could take your man in about 10 seconds, he is handsome and watches sum gay porn every night, girls would love him as a friend "gay bestfriend" he will do your makeup and nails he is so talented on the dick. He could be a little stupid sometimes and very nice another

Person:"Diego your gay"
Diego:"for you"

by Diego 2 December 23, 2019

Diego

"the man of the day as of the 22nd of November 2021"

- Kees

Kees: I can never say no to nachos.
Diego: *nods encouragingly*
Kees: Diego, you the man of the day, man
Marko: yoo we putting it on Urban Dictionary

by HuizeSchommelbank November 22, 2021

mr diego

Mr Diego is a thicc and lovable teacher who is always in a great mood. He is always reminding you of how great of a day it is for p.e. His skin head is the best part about him because you can rub it for good luck

Mr Diego is a great guy. That guy looks like mr diego

by Buccaroo_succaroo January 30, 2017

Diego

THE FLYEST NIGGA

“Diegos cool”

by Earl Hemrlen August 23, 2023