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Russian Bride

1)
A Person (usually female) who sells herself via the internet to anyone willing 2 buy.
They are usually looking 2 the get into a more developed country.

2)
A comment about someones foreign spouse, Mail order bride
OMG man ur wife is like a fucking russian bride...!!!!!!!
by JimmmyD January 1, 2009
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Russian Fold

When you get hit in the dick when your are fully erect and your dick folds in half as a result. Can also result from when a bitch is riding you cowgirl style and falls off like an autistic cunt and bends your dick in half as she falls.
Richard: "Did you just get hit in the dick?"
Steve: "Yeah that bitch gave me a Russian fold"
by 69gay69 January 11, 2017
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Russian Teet

2 parts 2% milk, 1 part straight Vodka
Bill passed out after drinking his sixth Russian Teet, the vomit smelled atrocious.
by The one Bruce to dismiss them November 17, 2017
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russian top

the act of putting a womans legs behind her head and sitting her up for cowgirl
when she is set up spin her around
by C.A.Nicholson March 13, 2011
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russian jimmy

Where a man grabs hold of his cock, and a girl moves his arm up and down aggressively for him. And he spunks
"Could you plz give me a russian jimmy?"
by phillllll Mcraken April 24, 2017
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Russian crucifix

A form of torture. A person is bolted with legs to a crucifix through the wrists and ankles. Screws are drilled into the elbows, shoulders, knees and hips. 8 car batteries are then attached to the bolts in a pattern. The pattern goes wrist to elbow, elbow to shoulder, ankle to knee, and knee to hip. The electrical currents will not normally kill someone giving the person extreme pain.
Sergio cheated on Wendy's sister. She had him given a Russian crucifix.
by DaEif November 19, 2015
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russian bbq

When a force of unsupported armoured vehicles enters an urban area and are subsequently destroyed by enemy infantry.
Ukrainian soldiers destroyed an entire column of tanks in Donbas, it was a Russian BBQ.
by Cana(Dan) July 15, 2023
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