Cat:"There's nothing happening"
Person:"I finally got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control!"
Cat:"Out of the ordinary, I mean"
Person:"I finally got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control!"
Cat:"Out of the ordinary, I mean"
by DefineNADSIkd November 03, 2022
by Uncorrupt January 22, 2024
When a shot in basketball goes very cleanly through the hoop without touching it. Similar to "Nothing but net."
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) January 10, 2020
Use i it when asked "HOWS YO DAY GOIN` BUD" and just give them a "r u serious right now bruh?" sort of look and say this.
Weird ahh guy: HOWS YO DAY GOIN` BUD??????????!!!!!!!!!1!
You: Just nothing
Weird ahh guy: WHAT!!???
You: J ̢̛͓͕̰̖̘͍̄̄̔́̾́́̕͝U ̭̞̱̮̝͔̭͉̦̓́͑̃̀̊́̓̀͑̀̕S̶̨̱̯͍̝̰͉̪̫̦͌̇̃Ţ̵̢̛̜̖̲̭̰̩̬̙̤͖̃̒̆̿̌̈́͛̆̌̌͘͜ ̴̢͍̯͙̝̫̭̞͓̯͍̍̆̂͘͝Ṋ̵̨̛̦͕͚̣̬̱̺̺͖̿̀̏͒̕̚͜͠O ̥͍̳̜̳̫̩̦̩̲͇̯̄͋̏́̃̅͋͒̚̕͠͝T ̧͈̲̙̬̬̼͈̙̬̲̓́̾͗̅̍̇͐͊̀͠H̴̡̱̩̪͈͉̘̮̜͕͉͔͚͛̀̌̍̚͘̕I̵̻̞̣̖̹͔̲̳̰̎͛̎̎̐̒̿́̕̕͜͠͝N̴͎̅̒̏̏͊͋̍͌̂͘̕̚͝Ģ̵̡͕̻͉̘̳̼̈́̉̌̓̒̂̽̓̊̅̚̚͘
You: Just nothing
Weird ahh guy: WHAT!!???
You: J ̢̛͓͕̰̖̘͍̄̄̔́̾́́̕͝U ̭̞̱̮̝͔̭͉̦̓́͑̃̀̊́̓̀͑̀̕S̶̨̱̯͍̝̰͉̪̫̦͌̇̃Ţ̵̢̛̜̖̲̭̰̩̬̙̤͖̃̒̆̿̌̈́͛̆̌̌͘͜ ̴̢͍̯͙̝̫̭̞͓̯͍̍̆̂͘͝Ṋ̵̨̛̦͕͚̣̬̱̺̺͖̿̀̏͒̕̚͜͠O ̥͍̳̜̳̫̩̦̩̲͇̯̄͋̏́̃̅͋͒̚̕͠͝T ̧͈̲̙̬̬̼͈̙̬̲̓́̾͗̅̍̇͐͊̀͠H̴̡̱̩̪͈͉̘̮̜͕͉͔͚͛̀̌̍̚͘̕I̵̻̞̣̖̹͔̲̳̰̎͛̎̎̐̒̿́̕̕͜͠͝N̴͎̅̒̏̏͊͋̍͌̂͘̕̚͝Ģ̵̡͕̻͉̘̳̼̈́̉̌̓̒̂̽̓̊̅̚̚͘
by Human who breathes air June 17, 2024
im bored and have nothing to do
by p01uyt January 15, 2025
In a world where everything is offensive to someone, some people have gone to the other extreme, being offended by nothing - meaning they don't realize some things are still genuinely very offensive and shouldn't be joked about.
"Did you hear that some guy made a joke about Justin Bieber's facial disease that said, 'In five years, no one will come to Justin Bieber's concerts because his face will scare them away'?"
"Yeah. That was so wrong. Whoever made that should be ashamed. I don't like Justin Bieber, but I don't wish that upon anyone...and I definitely wouldn't make jokes about it. It's a serious disease and it probably sucks to have."
"...Unfortunately, the offended by nothing group vigorously defended the offensive joke after people called them out."
"What assholes."
"Yeah. That was so wrong. Whoever made that should be ashamed. I don't like Justin Bieber, but I don't wish that upon anyone...and I definitely wouldn't make jokes about it. It's a serious disease and it probably sucks to have."
"...Unfortunately, the offended by nothing group vigorously defended the offensive joke after people called them out."
"What assholes."
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 27, 2022
Someone: Where do u buy that casing for ur iPhone?
Somebody: Oh no. This is not a casing. It is literally the design of this phone.
Someone: Oh, when did Apple put circle lighting on their iPhones?
Somebody: No no no. This isn't an iPhone.
Someone: Then what?
Somebody: It's nothing.
Someone show wrinkled face seem to be confused with the Nothing Phone branding.
Somebody: Oh no. This is not a casing. It is literally the design of this phone.
Someone: Oh, when did Apple put circle lighting on their iPhones?
Somebody: No no no. This isn't an iPhone.
Someone: Then what?
Somebody: It's nothing.
Someone show wrinkled face seem to be confused with the Nothing Phone branding.
by pseudophyle September 27, 2023