duck shower

Going in the shower and splashing water on oneself for a quick clean like a duck. Shampoo and soap is optional but the shower must be below 2 minutes.

"I just took a duck shower."
"A what?"
"You know... A shower that was really quick in like 2 minutes. Like a duck."

by Drycolt April 14, 2014

Duck Boy

Someone who's Fuckin Clapped

That Jonny Allan guy looks like a Duck Boy

by ChelseaRshit December 2, 2019

Watering the duck

An act where a woman puts her vagina in a cascading stream of water (typically in the bath tub, but any stream will do) in order to stimulate the clitoris in an act similar to manual masturbation.

Your sister came out of the bathroom after the water was running for a while, I wonder if she was watering the duck?

by Evo Josh November 30, 2017

Duck overlord

A duck named Ben that is the head of all ducks and can put mine control on ducks that don’t listen to him. From the past few years ben has been spotted taking over small villages near swamps so if u live near a swamp just look out for an army of ducks

Man: oh no I c the duck overlord

Man 2: HIDE!! He’s coming for us
Man 3: how has Ben found us?!?!!?

by DUCK OVERLORD (Ben) August 6, 2021

Dumb duck

Dumb duck

Mathias p=dumb duck

by Blood red yt August 25, 2020

Nigger Duck

A duck that can waddle/ run fast, swim slow, and cannot fly.

Man did you see that nigger duck in the pond yesterday?

by Brenden poop April 6, 2020

duck smuggler

A person that retains their shit until it is the size of a duck before shitting. Often requires a plumbing service to clear the sewer line. During the incubation period the person carrying said turd farts often sound like the Aflac Duck.

My god the duck smuggler Michael smells fowl! When is he going to hatch that weapon off ass destruction?

by Donny55001 May 20, 2018