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I’m Having a stroke please call someone

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David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone
by StarchDisks December 6, 2022
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Stroke Stabber

A person that says everything is gay, stinky, or homo. These people are usually devoid of affection and attention trying to feel the littlest amount of love by doing anything to get the attention of others. It is usually used as a insult to these type of people.
You pitiful little "Stroke Stabber".
by CoolBoyCool June 22, 2023
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dope stroke

A dope stroke is when a person has over used cocain based *chemical* drugs to a point to where the person is non functional or dysfunctional.
Cuz 'bout stupid as hell! He was fine until he started smokin' crack, he must have had a dope stroke!
by Shaybird8835 December 8, 2017
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Curtain Stroke

A hot, steamy stroking session behind the curtains. (a fetish)
Dari: I think sometimes you're aiming to give me a stroke.
Maya: Wasn't sure what stroke you was talking about there.

Dari: Well, I'd really enjoy a curtain stroke from you. Another, not so much.
by munsee May 5, 2020
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stroke your lovely

to lightly stroke someones butt while walking by
guy- i would love to stroke your lovely
girl- freak!!
by Taylor e May 10, 2008
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Midnight Stroke

When you are sleeping and get woken up by midnight to have sex.
1. Yesterday we did the midnight stroke cus i was so tired after work.

2. Maybe i’ll be up for some midnight stroke after my shift
by Volvopigen April 4, 2023
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O stroke

An intense orgasm causing stroke like symptoms
That girl was crazy in bed. Made my face go numb gave me an O stroke.
by Home Depot Buckethead February 24, 2023
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