Mason is a fat cunt that doesn’t shower and is too lazy to do his theory and driving test, let alone get the bus. He tries to tap lifts off his mates then lies about washing himself after being told. His breath fucking stinks of pure shit and in general is just hard to be around.
His laugh sounds like my mums Henry hoover starting up on a Sunday
His nails are full of rotten food from weeks before
His laugh sounds like my mums Henry hoover starting up on a Sunday
His nails are full of rotten food from weeks before
Person 1 “do you know Mason?”
Person 2 “yeah mate he’s the reason I rush in Halfords so I don’t have to smell utter smeg”
Person 2 “yeah mate he’s the reason I rush in Halfords so I don’t have to smell utter smeg”
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originally a meme from a subreddit called r/KidsAreFuckingStupid, a little girl texts her mom a pic of her crying along with the texts:
"can i go to ellie and mason"
"house"
originally a meme from a subreddit called r/KidsAreFuckingStupid, a little girl texts her mom a pic of her crying along with the texts:
"can i go to ellie and mason"
"house"
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Get the Mason brown mug.a shithead, this guy is a no bueno, if you seen him i recommend running, and running far, he reeks of ryan and is incredibly homophobic, if ur unlucky he may be a little racist too, more words to describe him, dirty slut, pigeon man, whorehead
ew that’s mason
by masonhater26 August 26, 2022
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