stoned Philosopher

The full background and reason for the very existence and funcuality of the most innate objects—usually sounds stupid except to the philosopher

Dave: “Was I a stoned philosopher last night?”

Otto: “Yea bro! You were talking about how their should squirrel whistles on cars and how they might cut down on motor vehicle fatalities. And then you started laughing and started chanting:
‘So-Crates, So-Crates, So-Crates”

by LuckDog November 29, 2017

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surf and stoned

1. Surf And Stoned is a Hawaii Big Island based enterprise. Cannabis for Dummies TM authors, Surf And Stoned Brand, Ayahuasca Paradise Ministries, Hawaii Justice Collation Policy Institute, and Big Island Patient Grow Collective. Started by Brandon Evans and Connor McRaven. Founded 2017/2018 with investors funding from HSBC the name Surf And Stoned and the logo are pending trademark. Surfandstoned.com is the companies website.

2. Surf And Stoned is the action of surfing while stoned.

3. Surf And Stoned is a place.

Surf and stoned is the best smoke shop, vape shop, and brand in Hawaii; and the 1st seed to sale cannabis indusrty leader.

by AlohaBro December 12, 2017

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balls of stone

Courageous, manly.

100 haunted places you would visit if you had balls of stone

by SunnyNicks June 13, 2016

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georgina stones

A beautiful girl who loves her life to the fullest. She is always active and lives to dance. She always is a good friend to talk to and has trust in every one. Best girl to know.

She's basically Georgina stones. An amazing person.

by Ghost he May 16, 2016

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stay stoned

most of the time when you look inside of your dad's old yearbook you will see stay stoned at least once. It basically just means to keep smoking that good good and have a great summer

Son: What does stay stoned, and stay boned mean?
Dad: Don't worry you'll learn about it one day.

by Queen793 January 24, 2017

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