Carolina Steamer Remix

Like a Cleveland Steamer, but instead they shit on your face and you motorboat the butt cheeks after.

Sarah expected a Carolina Steamer, but she was surprised when I hit her with the Carolina Steamer Remix instead.

by DookieBraids June 30, 2021

Ireland Steamer

A variation on the Cleveland Steamer where Kathy Ireland takes a crap on your chest.

After the Sports Illustrated cover shoot, I got an Ireland Steamer from Kathy.

by KalEl2000 May 26, 2024

springs steamer

A person from Springs, South Africa shits on his girlfriend/wife chest. Sometimes his girlfriend/wife could be his mother/sister/dad

Can't wait to have springs steamer from my boyfriend, love the smell

by macdaddy84 October 17, 2019

Connor steamer

When someone is eating your ass, and processed to take a shit on the persons face.

Oh man, i went on a hike with this chick and i totaly gave her a connor steamer.
Dude, i went on a hike with that same chick too. She requested the same thing. But, the fucked up part was. I was standing up.

by Meanersteamer October 3, 2017

Toxic Steamer

A Toxic Steamer is when you conjure a massive shit while at work or in school. During a steamer it feels like pyrotechnics going off in your asshole and it leads to paint coming off of the walls.

Terry was at work and took a toxic steamer in the shitter. While in the shitter it felt like fireworks going off in his asshole. When he got in the shitter the walls were white, when he left they were yellow.

by TheMassiveShitter July 26, 2025

kansas city steamer

a drink made of montucky beer and orleans aperitif.

named such because kansas city is the perfect blend of montana, kentucky, and france.

next round of kansas city steamers is on me!

by just_dug January 12, 2022

Lannister Steamer

When a guy asks his sister to urinate and defecate on him.

"Yo, sis, piss on me, and then, a lil later, shit on me too, a new thing called the Lannister Steamer"

by Propelhue June 15, 2022