Squid

a slimy ass nigga or jus someone whos annoying pissing you off being dumb lazy or left you on opened or something like thag

your a fucking squid bro.

by 420.clowns August 1, 2022

Sand Squid

A girl who runs with her arms and legs flailing (similar to a giraffe). Usually she is very bubbly and talkative.

That Cleo, she's a sand squid!

by bigcatface September 16, 2009

Squid

That one kid who rushes without any social media

Danny said, "idk guys, seems like a squid to me" after he found out a pnm didn't have a Facebook or insta

by UCSAM September 16, 2020

squid game red light green light

its where people are so fuckin dumb and they dont know how to fuckin hold still

in squid game red light green light indian man save asain bitch from dying and asain person come back 3 years later and say ive played these befreore or whatevre man

by canihaveamcfluryand2largefries February 26, 2025

Squid

Slang for a single cigarette

Hey man you got a squid?

Damn! Here needy you lucky I just got a pack from the gas station

by TheJordanzWorld August 18, 2021

Scaring a squid

High difficulty. Facilitating a 3 way with two women. Tying both up by both arms and legs but one North and one south. Then jumping on top and making both squirt simultaneously.

I had the craziest 3 way last night! It’s was eight limbs and squirting like scaring a squid!!

by biffduncan August 3, 2021

Squids

A young male adult who is known for acting/dressing like a squid. A squid acts in a fanoink manner, usually is a cockblock from the hot chicks you wanna bang, a squid always becomes friendzoned by the hot chicks that he hangs out with and secretly likes. A squid is usually a scrawny weak dude that can get his ass kicked at any time being. A squids usual dress code consists of Ralph Lauren button downs, pastel shorts that are worn right above the kneecap, and sperrys (no socks present). A squid does not know how to be fresh at all. A squid is basically the opposite of a young Guido. Squids and Guidos do not get along and usually get into drunken altercations at bars, clubs, parties..etc. If you see a squid don't hesitate to smack him around and send him back to bikini bottom where he belongs.

Guido #1:Did you see how that squilium was dressed tonight?

Guido #2: Yea he looked like one of those squids who gets zero play from the ladies!

by THE REAL DON DADA November 21, 2019