fat squid

A kind and Caring person with an excessive eating habit. Generally Very Unintelligent. Taking Credit for Random Coincidences
"You did nothing you fat squid!"said the man when his partner took credit for saving the day
by motherfuhrer August 21, 2017
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Rattled Squid

Look at those "rattled squids" over there. They have no letty.
by Anonymous shrek42069 June 11, 2021
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squid game problems

When you have so much money and free time that you don’t have problems to deal with anymore. Like the grandpa from squid games. When you have so many options on TV that there’s nothing to watch. When you have access to get food from any restaurant in town, but you’re been to all of them before. You have the perfect job, where you don’t have to do anything. Everything is perfect.

And now you’re bored.
Dude, I think he’s having squid game problems.
But didn’t he just get a promotion?
Yeah. Now he doesn’t have to pay off his mortgage anymore. Roth IRA is filled, no kids, no wife, no hobbies, what’s he got left?
by anonymous August 07, 2024
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Sid the Squid

A graduate advisor who berates a strong, competent, and skilled graduate student.
Despite having a Sid the Squid advisor who called him incompetent, the graduate student convinced his dissertation committee that his research data was correct and repeatable.
by Pseudonymously June 27, 2024
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Squid

A stick like character with grey hair who when they dance shakes there there tentacles like noones business
Damn look at him .. He dances like a squid!
by Mootster July 28, 2016
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squid head

when one reaches up their female friend's "twat", as they say in Toronto, and grabs hold of whatever is up there, rips it out and wears it like a hat. (this could also be used as a bald cap or a Halloween candy bag.)
"After i got bored with Chloe, I pulled a squid head on her"
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Squid feet

A person that cannot kick a ball in an accurate direction and that throws their limbs around unwillingly similarly to a squid
"That Frankie kid has some squid feet on him"
by Flash4dash June 04, 2018
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