snap

4+ Hour Naps....Nap + Sleep = Snap

Wow I Wanted To Take A Nap Today But I Ended Up Taking A Snap

by Lizette Rubiano July 22, 2006

Slapstick

Definition:
To masturbate in ones own hand and jap- slap your friend (vito) across the face and run like hell.

Background: South Jersey.

Vito had a hard time dealing with another mans cum on his face after getting slapsticked.

by Mr.yukyuk November 17, 2004

jap slaps

jap slaps are flip flops ... they were worn by japanese originally and they slap your feet. Jap Slaps!

she is wearing her hot pink japslaps

by nellie March 29, 2005

Snap Back

The most useless creation known to man. The brim is too small to protect you from the Sun and a lot people wear it backwards therefore rendering it completely useless. The Snap Back is commonly associated with pussies,swag fags, and wannabe Gangstas. Snap Back wearers are kids who think they are cool for wearing tight skinny jeans, ugly sweaters or t-shirts that say YOLO SWAG or OBEY and overly bright ugly shoes that match with their Snap Backs as well as being completely pathetic losers who are overly sensitive and soft. Snap Backs come in many stupid designs, some have the words "OBEY" on them, a retarded logo that swag fags have adopted, other snap backs have college or sports teams on them usually worn by posers and douche bags who have no affiliation with the college nor are going there and for the one's who wear the sports themed snap backs they aren't even fans of the team and just wear it to look cool when in the reality they look like massive a chode.

Snap backs have a hideous characteristic look, the brim is incompetently stupid. It is completely straight and looks ridiculously inept, it fails to protect the eyes from the son which is what hats are designed for, it also has characteristic Velcro strap on the back that makes it look even stupider and anyone who wears it look retarded. This hat is the dumbest thing ever invented, stick to fitted hats for the love of God. And if anyone past the age of 5 wears it they should be deeply ashamed to call themselves humans.

Swag Fag: Hey whats up Bro, look at my fresh new Snap Back...
Normal Person: Why are you wearing a Georgetown University Snap Back? Your GPA is 1.0 and you are terrible at every sport.

Swag Fag: Fuck School and Sports bro, I have Swag and my Snap Back, that is all I need bro, you are a hater. SWAG BITCH
Normal Person: Please consider ending your life for the sake of the survival of the human race.

by Cracksmoker15 May 24, 2014

snapsicles

oh snapsicles! a variation of "oh snap!"
oh snapsicles was first said by TJ Wray in grade 12 college and apprenticeship mathematics

I saw a bitch on the corner, she had a vibrator in her vagina and was screaching like a honkey. i said "oh snapsicles bitch, do you want to take a gander at my tally whacker?"

by boogaly man November 29, 2005

snap dragon

A vagina.

Example 1:
"Release that snap dragon"-Alex

Example 2:
"Let me see that snap dragon... A little gamy but it works."-Charlie

by blinkapril June 3, 2010

snap turtle punch

A sweet sex position only the advanced can conquer.

"Baby, we just mastered the snap turtle punch. Damn, that was good!"

by Kansas McGruff March 1, 2005