spicy snapper

1.)the after effect when a man pours hot sauce into a woman's vagina.

2.)a vagina infested with S.T.D.s

I gave my girlfriend one hell of a spicy snapper; i put a lot of Tabasco in there.

That chick's snapper is spicy with herpes.

by Russ Piper November 22, 2006

snapping turtle

When having to deficate really bad, have your lover press their tongue between your butt cheeks, then trying to see how many times you can release and pull in the turd before pinching it off in their mouth.

Last night i snapped my turtle 11 times before i pinched it off in tiffany's mouth.

Greg: i just got dumped by my girl
Tony: what for?
Greg: i accidentally played the snapping turtle game when i had diarrhea, i totally shat all over her face.
Tony: That sucks a fat one dude.

by Saxon McCormick April 16, 2008

whipper snapper

the term actualy means small or insgnificant person, a verry old old english word. due to urbanization and the constant groth of the english language it genraly turnd into:

1. somthing old shit calls the new generation

2. another word for condom, rubber, dick bag ect.

3. this is a funny story: i go to one of those lame ass montessouri schools and i was going through the manual and found in the hazzerdes items was a fucking whipper snapper... i think they ment those bang snaps, poppers, ya know the things you through at the ground and they pop... fucking dumbass montessouri people...

1.old fag "come here you whipper snapper, i got a whole golden dollar for ya"
random kid " fuck off old man"

2. some old pimp "my whipper snapper wint fit...!?"

3. lameo "...and he threw a whipper snapper at me!!"
"... wow misses montessouri you gotta be really old for somone to be that scared of you...."

by piro-cun September 26, 2006

Red Snapper

Very tasty! But Weaver chose what was in the box!

"...I'll... I'll take what's in the box!"

"Hiro-san, show her what's in the box!"

(box is empty)

NOTHING!!!! YOU SO STUPID!!!!!

by Paul McCartney March 2, 2005

slappy bag

A general, non-complimentary term for any woman.

"Who were you talking to?"
"Some slappy bag."

by JohnnyG23 October 31, 2006

Stinky Snapper Turtle

after anal sex you get a blowjob and she feels too much pleasure and bites your dick

Jordan : yo did you hear what melody and tristan did the other night
Vinny : no dude tell me
Jordan : melody gave tristan a stinky snapper turtle and tristan donkey - punched melody after it happened
Vinny : no way thats awesome

by Afternoon Swimmers July 14, 2011

Dick Snapper

A device which opens and remains stable until the operator exerts slight effort to close the dick snapper. It will physically and audibly snap down on the targets dick.

"Aww man, this box would make a good dick snapper"
"A Dick Snapper?!"

by NiggerBort June 18, 2008