Slow your roll

Meta/u/(person1) and /u/(person2): Slow your roll

You two like to post a bunch of things about __________ from _______ and the like. While I personally don't enjoy the content, you aren't breaking any rules, so my qualms are irrelevant.
That being said, I do feel like there's a bit of an issue when I check /r/________ and I'm met with pages of posts by (/u/insert name here) or (/u/insert other name here), with occasional breaks to show a post by someone else. You guys are obviously new-ish to this subreddit, so I'll explain you a thing. /r/_________ has always operated with ____ posts, (other thing i.e dank memes), and other such (insert post type)posts. These are now being absolutely buried by the nigh hourly posted links to "neat _________"
Clearly I'm in the minority here when I say this, judging from the upvotes you guys suck from lurkers. Though perhaps you will listen to an important figure here. (Note how I pretend that being important means I post comments here sometimes and more than 10 people know I exist.) I'm not asking you to stop, It's nice to have more posts, I just don't want it blotting out the (post type(s)) posts. ________ brought me to the sub, the _______ made me stay. This is true for many of us here, even if such a statement seems alien to veteran Redditors outside of /r/______.
by trinkeMilch March 27, 2016
mugGet the Slow your rollmug.

crow slow

when crow is acting as slow as maddie (sorry maddie ily)
crow is acting like maddie rn, call that crow slow
by TheTrendyPotato April 30, 2023
mugGet the crow slowmug.

Slow whine

an absolutely iconic song that has really only one main lyric but slaps
by reallycoolpersonlmfao September 8, 2020
mugGet the Slow whinemug.

Slow-bro

To be retarded and slow, to hold down smb or just an evocation to the Pokémon "Slowbro"
1. Slowbro used Water Pulse!
2. -"I'm gonna break ya neck"
+"Slow-bro, u need to calm down and take a valeriana (o leke).
3. Cabeeeeeeza! TUUUU!
by denis3wallace3 April 29, 2017
mugGet the Slow-bromug.

Slow roasted local

Yourself and three of your best mates having a 4way and a couple cans, because the footies on.
"Hey what's on for the weekend?"
"Yeah nah, just have a slow roasted local, the swans are playin"
by Slow roasted local June 24, 2017
mugGet the Slow roasted localmug.

sLoW m0tIoN

sLoW m0tIoN motion is better than no motion.
by babababoyo April 29, 2024
mugGet the sLoW m0tIoNmug.

surprise slow head

When one gets head by a complete surprise in a slow matter which would make ones legs curl.
"Did you fuck her?"
"Nah, but I got that surprise slow head doe."
by treyweeezay November 16, 2013
mugGet the surprise slow headmug.

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