shower decision

When you are faced with a difficult life decision and no one can offer advice that helps so you find yourself in the shower making a decision. Three months later you have a epic water bill but still know that you made the right choice.

Girl 1: Jodie has been in the shower a long time

Girl 2: she must be making a shower decision

by J-Lee Lingo August 25, 2015

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Canadian Shower

Using a wet napkin to freshen up the male genitals prior to sex.

Erik Everhard took a Canadian shower prior to sex with Nikita Denise.

by Paul The Punter May 05, 2022

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Syrian shower

When you do not have enough time to shower so you quickly clean yourself in your bathroom sink.

Tyler woke up late for work and smelled of liquor from the night before. He decided to give himself a Syrian shower to clear up the musk.

by tehsnakecharmer August 26, 2017

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Dry shower

Having a shower with no water

Today I had a dry shower. I am still dirty.

by Isla Kanal May 27, 2021

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Facebook shower

Facebook-shower (or morning Facebook) – the phenomenon when for a person the first thing to do in the morning is to read the Facebook feed.

Some believe that this morning information inflow helps the brain to wake up. So some people “switch on” their brains in the morning by reading news or destructing several rows of beads. Others believe that this presents a manifestation of information addiction, and one should keep a tight rein on such actions.

According to the research conducted by SOASTA, 92 percent of New-Yorkers start their day with a smartphone check. Most often, respondents open e-mail (67%) and read Facebook news feed (40%).

– Hey there Tom!
– Good morning Jesse!
– How was your start of the day?
– Well.. nothing special.. Facebook shower, coffee and Pokemon-Go walking to the office.

by digitalvocabulary.com August 17, 2016

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