by Emperor assperigus November 17, 2016
Get the Musty showermug. A shower that consists of copious amounts of cologne, body spray, and/or deodorant without actually showering. The purpose of the gentlemen's shower is to appear as a gentleman, even though you're a filthy slob who can't bother to shower.
John was running late for his interview so he took a gentlemen's shower as to appear as a functional member of society.
by TeoMcDohl December 15, 2014
Get the Gentlemen's Showermug. by Frosty1997 March 17, 2015
Get the commando showermug. by Paul The Punter May 5, 2022
Get the Canadian Showermug. When you take a shower late at night without knowing what the shower is in aid of, i.e., going out, staying in, staying with company, etc.
For fuck’s sake. It’s 23:45 and I still don’t know if we’re going out or not. Best have a mystery shower.
00:00... she said she would call around now. Best grab a mystery shower.
00:00... she said she would call around now. Best grab a mystery shower.
by JAMwIsE May 20, 2017
Get the mystery showermug. A raisin shower is when you gather a whole bucket full of deer turds and raisins (and possibly coffee beans) and throw them onto your girlfriend before having sex with her. She'll be so enthralled with your penis (or strap-on if your a chick) that she won't be able to differentiate between eating raisins or turds, but she'll kick your ass later, and it will give you pleasure if you have a foot-in-ass fetish.
Dude, I gave my babe a Raisin Shower last night and she stuck her foot so far up my ass after words that I cried and used my leftover tears as lube!
by Beefboy June 9, 2014
Get the Raisin Showermug. by Lurganboy243 June 11, 2018
Get the belfast showermug.