Randy Newman

A musical genius and towering yet benevolent God amongst men, especially manlets. This universally venerated six-foot tall idol has a global cult following of manlets. The obsessed fanboy manlets are known to hold microscopic parades on his birthday and for the construction of elaborate statues of Saint Newman, as the stunted manlets affectionately call him, even going so far as to name their dwarfish offspring after him. Well-known, beloved and highly respected for his brilliant sense of humor and the profundity of his insight into important social issues, two of of Randy Newman's countless smash hits are "Short People" (the anthem of manletism) and "You've Got a Friend in Me" (unless you're a manlet).

Lol, why are those soaking wet manlets holding hands while lying in that tiny puddle over there? Randy Newman sometimes goes for a walk in this neighborhood. The besotted manlets have formed an improvised miniature pontoon bridge in eager anticipation of their hero's potential arrival. They have been floating there like that for hours now. The puddle must be like a lake to those utterly insignificant little manlet boys. Surely they will later frolic around and play grab-ass like the elfish fairies that they are. Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator August 23, 2024

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White Randy

When you put an over grilled hotdog in a girls asshole, give her a Mountain Dew enema, blow it back out, and eat it on a bun With barbecue sauce.

She must’ve ate lunch at Chipotle, cause this White Randy, tastes like corn and refried beans.

by Egg lover 36 August 29, 2022

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Repost Randy

An Instagram account posting memes who also posted OF ads, betraying his followers. To offset this backlash Randy promised a face reveal which was never posted.

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by Super smart person April 24, 2024

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