Pizza Girl

When a man has love at first sight. He falls for the pizza girl after just one short encounter (often just a few words are exchanged), yet afterwards he wonders why he didn't get down on one knee and propose. Most pizza girls are never actually obtained because the subject was really drunk and the girl was hideous, the girl was way out of his league, or he fucked it up on the second time he approached her because he was too nervous. Pizza girls are also often replaced by a new pizza girl the following week when he meets another random girl at a party and is so drunk he thinks he loves her too.
Never steal a man's pizza girl.

Guy in love-"Dude I met this girl at the pizza station in the dining hall and I didn't realize how wonderful she was until after I left. Should have gotten down on one knee right then and there and proposed."

Friend-"It's alright you'll see her again bro."

Guy in love- "Yeah I saw her two days ago and tried to talk to her but when I went up to her she didn't remember who I was, then I tripped and stabbed the cafeteria lady with a fork, then threw up on her while trying to clean the spaghetti off of her boobs so I'll never approach that pizza girl again."

by Brochachonacho November 4, 2014

Ultimate pizza

Boogers and cum on pizza

Michael put his boogers and cum on the ultimate pizza.

by John Jeremy October 1, 2018

boneless pizza

yall got

bones in ya shit then

can i get uhhh...

BONELESS PIZZA

Boneless pizza is a meme about pizza even though pizza aint got no damn bones on it.

by Guy who needs medical attent.. August 14, 2017

pizza face

Someone with acne so bad, their face resembles a delicious pizza.

Person: man look at pizza face johnny over there with his boils and all that there pepperoni and greasy cheese. I could just eat his face!

by scaryguy309 August 28, 2016

Pizza Whore

A person who will do anything for/with/on pizza

"Skylar is such a pizza whore"
"So is Honace"
"So is Emily"
"But Liz is the ultimate pizza whore i heard once she ate a whole pizza"
"Its true"

by Lets go fam June 10, 2016

Internet Pizza

1.)Ordering a delivery of food(usually pizza), without paying, to an unwitting victim.

Internet vigilantes will sometimes torment their target with a barrage of pizza deliveries, leaving the victim in a predicament.

Hey Joe, did you hear about that guy that made a Youtube video of himself torturing his cat? Some vigilantes from Ebaumsworld.com sent him a bunch of Internet Pizzas and a male escort through Craigslist!

by D.S.88 January 24, 2011

Pizza-Gasm

When the pizza your eating is soo good and you have so much of it that you just don't wanna stop eating and can't stop smiling as a result of the awesomeness

I went to Shakespeare's and was left with a food baby and the aftermath of a pizza-gasm.

by Reg Reg January 23, 2011