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pet peeze

An animal that sneezes & pees at the same time
by Logically_25 March 13, 2016
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Teacher's Pet

Probably one of the most self-centered egomaniacs you'll ever come across. They often flatter the teacher to gain favor, believe they must always achieve perfect scores on exams, essays etc. and tend to get others they don’t like into trouble. On top of that, they can't stand any criticism of the teacher, the school system, or even the assignments they’re given. If you so much as question anything, they’ll jump at the chance to lecture you, acting like you're somehow in the wrong for not agreeing with their perfect, unquestioning approach. And don’t even get them started on their grades, getting a 99% on a test is practically the end of the fucking world for them, as if anything less than perfect is a personal failure. And finally, they'll also remind the teacher about every homework assignment, sometimes even before it's due, just to make sure no one forgets and their precious record stays untarnished.
God I hate that fucking bitch so fucking much, I swear to god, if that teacher's pet reminds Mister Terrible one more time about the homework, I am going to kill her.
by Urban Infinity 2.0 November 23, 2024
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Proto-pet

Need a partner for tag? Why not the proto-pet?

Up for some cops and robbers
Billy: HELP!!! Police!!!
by Bawston69 November 7, 2019
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Petting your dog

One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress
Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.
by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019
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Petted

She petted the dog
by 3xtremelamborghini March 25, 2021
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Pet Veepe

A Pet veepe is a particular thing that charms or incites a feeling of joy or amusement every time. (Opposite of a "Pet peeve").
One of my pet veepes is the sound of a harp, being played live, in person.
by JWD53xstNewtn April 30, 2020
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SOCIAL PET WORK

CLEANING UP AFTER SOMEONE ELSE'S ANIMALS
STEVE : WHERE MY DINNER? WHERES MUM?
DAD : YOUR MUMS OUT THERE DOING HER SOCIAL PET WORK

STEVE : OH SHIT
by SUPER FURI January 25, 2011
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