Rag Nut

A small person that is so light that you can just throw them all over the place, like a rag doll.

No Rag Nut, I'm not going to throw you on the roof.

by Vanderslar April 28, 2020

Nut Decay

The progressive decay of a man's nuts due to the existence of a wife and kids.

Nut decay is typically based on a half-life theorem or progressive exponential decay. A man will on average lose 50% of their nuts due to a women joining their life and half their remaining nuts with each child.

My good friend used to be a stud, but after getting married and having 5 kids he's barely a man. We're talking about serious Nut Decay.

by HomeAlone October 30, 2018

Whistle nuts

A young and inexperienced co worker who can't do stuff without messing it up

To fix what Whistle nuts screwed up .

by Weasel67 July 23, 2016

nut chomper

A woman who bitches at a man to the point where he feels she might start chewing on his nuts.

"Man, my girlfriend yells at me so much when she gets mad. She's a real nut chomper."

by DJ Andre October 15, 2009

Blowin nuts

To over prasie someone (The equivalent to dick riding or blowing someone)

Anthony quit blowin Spencer's nuts
Bro you stay blowin nuts

by T.perry April 22, 2015

The Soft Nut

When a man's masturbated so many times in a day that he can no longer get a full erection, but still manages to ejaculate.

"Dude, the soft nut is my favorite nut to bust."

by BlasphemingGod November 3, 2013

nut fanning

the act of not doing jack shit

Jerry: "look at Phil over there, feet up on the desk, he's been nut fanning all day !"

Allan: "No doubt. And i've been journaling SMA the past 12 hours !"

by Margin Monkey #1 March 27, 2009