An acronym meaning: "Whiney - Obtuse - Kunts - Entitled. " WOKE pansies all gathered to protest common sense for it is racist to think people have anything in common. The 57 genders were especially offended for their pro-nouns being mocked by those who had common sense and pointed to how Dr. Seuss, Math oh hell EVERYTHING is racist. confused? You must be W-O-K-E.
by DONEWITHTHELEFT November 23, 2021
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1. A bigoted ideology that asserts that group identities such as ethnicity, culture, religous status, sexual orientation, gender and/or status as a human being each come with unjust societal disadvantages. (Unless you're a white, heterosexual Christian male)
2. A form of mental illness which causes many people to imagine themselves victims of oppression while living in the most comfortable, equitable and just societies the world has ever known.
3. An ungrateful, selfish charlatan who wishes to take no responsibility or accountability for their own life, but blame others over unwarranted perceptions of unfairness (either directly or indirectly) to their persons or other persons generationally with no set limit on time.
4. A form of social credit where clout is attained using a shifting metric of who is more or less oppressed based on a variety of arbitrary standards which often change and conflict.
5. A revisionist view of western cultures history which highlights misdeeds (real or imagined) while suppressing even the most fundamental accomplishments.
Woke; Verb
1. An attempt to spread a toxic ideology which suggest that all persons should be judged by the color of their skin, gender and/or sexual orientation and NOT by the content of their character.
2. The act of grooming children for sexual exploitation
3. Any form of societal and/or cultural attack (real or perceived) on tradional norms with the nuclear family.
1. A bigoted ideology that asserts that group identities such as ethnicity, culture, religous status, sexual orientation, gender and/or status as a human being each come with unjust societal disadvantages. (Unless you're a white, heterosexual Christian male)
2. A form of mental illness which causes many people to imagine themselves victims of oppression while living in the most comfortable, equitable and just societies the world has ever known.
3. An ungrateful, selfish charlatan who wishes to take no responsibility or accountability for their own life, but blame others over unwarranted perceptions of unfairness (either directly or indirectly) to their persons or other persons generationally with no set limit on time.
4. A form of social credit where clout is attained using a shifting metric of who is more or less oppressed based on a variety of arbitrary standards which often change and conflict.
5. A revisionist view of western cultures history which highlights misdeeds (real or imagined) while suppressing even the most fundamental accomplishments.
Woke; Verb
1. An attempt to spread a toxic ideology which suggest that all persons should be judged by the color of their skin, gender and/or sexual orientation and NOT by the content of their character.
2. The act of grooming children for sexual exploitation
3. Any form of societal and/or cultural attack (real or perceived) on tradional norms with the nuclear family.
Susan got the job over 3 more qualified candidates because the company needs more women to fill those positions so they can prove how 'woke' they are. As a woman she's so oppressed she never could have gotten it without the hand out.
Doug took out thousands in student loans and pursued a degree in womens studies so he could be woke and not a part of the problem. Now he can't find a job, is drowning in debt and all he does is whine about "late stage capitalism" while insisting that if his ancient Babylonian ancestors had not been displaced by Persian invaders he would be a millionaire by now.
"Bethany" is an American born, black trans-woman, "Jason" is a Canadian born Jewish woman. They both argue incessantly over who is more disadvantaged, claiming the other isn't 'woke' enough to be speaking on the issue. The debates always end with one of them being a racist transphobe and the other being a misogynistic antisemite. When really, they're both just deranged arseholes.
Stephen told Carol to go outside and look around, all things that exist were built and maintained primarily by men. Then he posed the question, "So when you say that you don't need a man, I'm wondering where you found the time to get Masters certifications in Electrical & Mechanical engineering, plumbing, masonry, carpentry, architecture & physics?" His arguments weren't woke at all...
Doug took out thousands in student loans and pursued a degree in womens studies so he could be woke and not a part of the problem. Now he can't find a job, is drowning in debt and all he does is whine about "late stage capitalism" while insisting that if his ancient Babylonian ancestors had not been displaced by Persian invaders he would be a millionaire by now.
"Bethany" is an American born, black trans-woman, "Jason" is a Canadian born Jewish woman. They both argue incessantly over who is more disadvantaged, claiming the other isn't 'woke' enough to be speaking on the issue. The debates always end with one of them being a racist transphobe and the other being a misogynistic antisemite. When really, they're both just deranged arseholes.
Stephen told Carol to go outside and look around, all things that exist were built and maintained primarily by men. Then he posed the question, "So when you say that you don't need a man, I'm wondering where you found the time to get Masters certifications in Electrical & Mechanical engineering, plumbing, masonry, carpentry, architecture & physics?" His arguments weren't woke at all...
by James Wayne Ackerman III March 22, 2023
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by Dawgy-style October 17, 2024
Get the Woke mug.Arising from one's bed place and somehow crossing into the space time continuum forever damaging one's psyche. Being lost in the land of fucktards. Maybe you should go back to bed, dumbass. Don't get on up, we'll tell you when to wake up. Bitch.
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past tense of wake. so before a wake created by another boat hits your boat it is still a wake. After it hits the past tense part kicks in and it becomes woke.
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popular amongst people into water recreation, like boating or jet skiing.
by talkingaboutnothingtotalkabout January 6, 2023
Get the woke mug.A label invented by conservatives, referring to left-wing monoculture. Wokeness refers to a set of ideology and values, the mass-media machine that disseminates them, and the system of social-pressure that silences and censors dissenters.
"Here at Acme Tech, we promote based on race and gender, not performance."
"Wow stop being so woke."
"It was a great children's TV series until season 3, then the writers went woke and turned half the characters gay."
"The new elementary school history curriculum went woke; now they vilify the United States and the founding fathers."
"Wow stop being so woke."
"It was a great children's TV series until season 3, then the writers went woke and turned half the characters gay."
"The new elementary school history curriculum went woke; now they vilify the United States and the founding fathers."
by PaulFidika July 25, 2022
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