1. the way a person carries himself after a relationship to show the opposite sex he is "single and ready to mingle"
2. all the crap, presents, etc. you get to keep after a break-up
2. all the crap, presents, etc. you get to keep after a break-up
Ex. "Did you see Caleb's post-relationship swag? It's obvious he's ready to move on."
Ex. "I'm burning all the pictures because I don't want to keep the memories, but I'm definitely keeping this Tiffany's bracelet as my post-relationship swag."
Ex. "I'm burning all the pictures because I don't want to keep the memories, but I'm definitely keeping this Tiffany's bracelet as my post-relationship swag."
by WhatSheSaid August 22, 2012
Get the post-relationship swagmug. Theoretical construct to continue having sex with someone who is hot but lives far away and is not worth moving for, but is worth visiting from time to time for a change from all the regular sex you are getting.
Dude 1: I heard Stacey moved away to go to university, sucks for you.
Dude 2: Psh I just told her we'd have a long distance relationship.
Dude 1: I like your style.
Dude 2: Psh I just told her we'd have a long distance relationship.
Dude 1: I like your style.
by Mr. Cardboard November 8, 2011
Get the long distance relationshipmug. by PattyB. January 23, 2016
Get the Unofficial Relationshipmug. by PattyB. January 23, 2016
Get the Unofficial Relationshipmug. A romance that comes very close to becoming a committed relationship, but then ends for any number of reasons.
by Mandizi May 25, 2010
Get the Near-Relationship Experiencemug. when two people...most often gay...have a relationship that is on off on off. noone can ever keep up
a: Hey are you off to see ash tonite?
b: nah we broke up. i even deleted him off facebook
a: again?! ten bucks says your back together within a week
b: nah no way. its over. im single
a: man you guys are having a light switch relationship
b: your such a bitch
a: bet you your back on within a few days
b: nah we broke up. i even deleted him off facebook
a: again?! ten bucks says your back together within a week
b: nah no way. its over. im single
a: man you guys are having a light switch relationship
b: your such a bitch
a: bet you your back on within a few days
by tootlepip March 18, 2010
Get the light switch relationshipmug. A relationship during high school where you're with someone for more than a YEAR OF SCHOOL. Summer doesn't count.
Maturity levels are higher and expected to be higher.
Maturity levels are higher and expected to be higher.
Going to the playground is NOT a date... Puh-lease kiddies... Grow up!
High School relationships are so much more then going to the park or the school playground.
High School relationships are so much more then going to the park or the school playground.
by Kaya1616 December 30, 2011
Get the High School Relationshipsmug.