Natural Ratio

When your comment gets more likes than the post you commented on, but you didn't intend for that to happen.

Guy 1 makes a post on Twitter. Guy 2 comments on said post, and gets more likes than him.
Guy 1: Dude! Did you just ratio me?
Guy 2: Uh... It looks like it.
Guy 1: Why though??
Guy 2: I didn't intend to ratio you!
Guy 1: Oh. So, I guess it was just a natural ratio.

by TheRandomGuy_BD August 4, 2022

Nature's Ritalin

Nature's Ritalin is a natural plant called Khat. It doesn't make sense that Khat is illegal in some places since Cathinone, Cathine, and Norephedrine (The 3 active ingredients of Khat) may be stronger than coffee, but they're far weaker than Adipex, Ritalin, Adderall, Desoxyn, and Cocaine. Khat is weaker than Ritalin and Cocaine yet it's illegal?! That's retarded. Legalize Khat! We legalized Kratom, We Legalized Weed, now legalize Khat. Khat is growable and you can extract the Cathinone, Cathine, and Norephedrine with Juice from freshly squeezed lemons, or with 960ml of Hydrogen oxide (H2O, Water) and 40ml of Muriatic Acid (40% HCl acid). With lemons, you get Cathinone Citrate, Cathine Citrate, and Norephedrine Citrate. With HCl, you get Cathinone HCl, Cathine HCl, and Norephedrine HCl. Khat is Nature's Ritalin and Cathinone is the main ingredient that keeps you focused for around 2 to 3 hours+. It's just a plant. They're just afraid that the plant will cut down on big Pharmaceutical profits.

Tony: I grew khat, picked the khat leaves, extracted it with lemons, and drank the juice.

Tony: Mmmm. Nature's Ritalin! So relaxing.

by HawaiianPunch1 August 25, 2024

Fort Builder (of Nature)

A fort builder (of nature) is someone who builds forts/ makeshift huts from natural substances. You can see all sorts of these people on the internet. These people build a small housr from materials like sticks, miss, leaves, mud, etc...

The forest is my home. I just love to spend my free time out in the woods building forts; after all, I'm classified as a Fort Builder (of nature).

by Redonkulous Definitions November 21, 2021

Just let Nature run its Coors

I.e., don't worry about your swelled-out belly's being too full of light beer --- simply wait a while for your bladder to empty itself several times, and then you'll feel better.

Consuming alcohol is never a good idea, anyway, but if you've had a few too many Silver Bullets "over da Coors of da evening", don't get all panicky over it --- instead, quietly sit back, relax, and "just let Nature run its Coors".

by QuacksO March 5, 2024

All Natural

Hairy, Fungus infused mole on a sweaty teenager named Jared Getzler

Eww what is that. “ It’s my all natural”

by Hairy All Natural January 7, 2019

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by 456AtabavA343 June 6, 2025

Natural Disaster

Your younger sibling.

Sibling: *Destroys your room out of rage*
You to your friend: I had to deal with a natural disaster today.

by SB757 July 30, 2021