NATURAL ABORTION

A great reason why they need to pass ANAL VS. PAID.

LOOK how many of you ABORTION HATERS and ABORTION REJECTERS screw your GIRLY in the S0D0MY as you see congratulations you just had a NATURAL ABORTION as us FAGS are your residential experts and not only that it's PRIDE WEAK for all you NATURAL ABORTION FUCKERS.

by PREWH0RE F00D AMAZ0N ASSH0LE June 29, 2022

Nature-dump

A nature-dump (natural dump) is the term that refers to the act of producing fecal matter in a relaxed, natural manner. Nature-dumps often take longer than normal dumps.

Benjamin had an extra long break today so he decided to take his time in the restroom and take a nature-dump.

by John Rechtman September 24, 2015

Nature's peace

Nature's peace is another way of saying something or someone is rad, cool, lame, awesome etc.

Wow, Chandler is totally nature's peace.

by Loneperson September 29, 2022

Nature Boy

Police slang for a really mellow naked male found to be wandering about in Public.

Cop 1: Hey there. Nature Boy. We need to have a talk with you.

Naked Man: Who me?

Cop 2: Yes, you. Look like you forgot a few things before you left the house today. You have any ID?
Naked Man: Yeah dudes , can't seem to find my wallet? (starts rummaging through make believe pants pockets)
Cop 1: (amused) It appears to be chilly today. How about we get you something warmer to wear?
Cop 2: Here (hands naked man some running pants), These should cover your... um... That thing there.
Naked Man: My Penis
Cop 1: Your what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!
Cop 1: Didn't quite catch that, what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!!
Cop 2: (desperately trying not to laugh) Could you repeat that?
Naked Man: My Penis! I said Penis!! Penis!!! (starts spelling it out) P-E-N-I... (catches joke) Ohhh... Dudes!?
All: Laughing.
Cop 2: Look buddy, we need you sign some paperwork, you mind coming with us for a bit.
Naked man: (putting running pants on) Well OK. You guys are alright- You anything to eat?
Cop 1: (to Cop 2) Take Nature boy to the car. I'll get him some Granola.

by pavernous cussy September 20, 2020

Nature Boy

Police slang for a naked male reported to be wandering about in public. A typical "Nature Boy" is often found to be amusingly oblivious to his state of dress and will even attempt to befriend law enforcement officers sent to retrieve and or cover him up.

Cop 1: Hey there buddy we need to have a talk with you.

Naked Man: Who me?

Cop 2: Yes, you. Look like you forgot a few things before you left the house today. You have any ID?
Naked Man: Yeah dudes , can't seem to find my wallet? (starts rummaging through make believe pants pockets)
Cop 1: (amused) It appears to be chilly today. How about we get you something warmer to wear?
Cop 2: Here (hands naked man some running pants), These should cover your... um... That thing there.
Naked Man: My Penis
Cop 1: Your what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!
Cop 1: Didn't quite catch that, what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!!
Cop 2: (desperately trying not to laugh) Could you repeat that?
Naked Man: My Penis! I said Penis!! Penis!!! (starts spelling it out) P-E-N-I... (catches joke) Ohhh... Dudes!?
All: Laughing.
Cop 2: Look buddy, we need you sign some paperwork, you mind coming with us for a bit.
Naked man: (putting running pants on) Well OK. You guys are alright- You anything to eat?
Cop 1: (to Cop 2) Take Nature boy to the car. I'll get him some Granola

by pavernous cussy September 20, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Natural quattrick

4 consecutive goals in a playoff series

Don cherry: "Jaden Schwartz scored the game winning goal in gamr 5 against Winnipeg, and then scored a natural hat trick in game 6, without any goals in between."
Rom maclean: "wow, he scored a natural quattrick!"

by fartsack69 April 20, 2019