move furniture

To have sex with a large woman.

"Did you move furniture last night?"

"Yeah, I fucked a human couch."

by leRayMoo September 19, 2014

we move

When something good happens to someone or if two or more people are in an agreement.

Person 1: Should we get takeaway?

Person 2: Sure

Person 1: We moveeeeee

by Divock Origi June 27, 2019

moving whore

Someone who comes online makes a bunch of friends to help them move then dumps them right after the move claiming they live too far away.

That Swede was such a Moving Whore. He had me come over and help him relocate now the bitch won't drop a dime to call me.

by William P. Wood September 6, 2005

Cop Moves

Maneuvers which wordBrian David/word busts out daily.

Everyone knows Brian David got his part in "Wait Until Dark" because his cop moves were superior to everyone else's.

by Pappa Georgio March 20, 2003

Moving in Silence

A phrase that is said by someone who wants to let everyone know what they're doing.

HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT MY INSTAGRAM POST OF ME AT THE GYM I'M MOVING IN SILENCE!!!!

by spendgedrekh February 18, 2021

Boner move

When someone, most often a male, says or does something thats unnecessarily mean or stupid. Male version of bitch move. Or a when i man thinks with his dick and not he brain.

Cindy: Hey john, do these pants make my me look fat?
John: Don't be stupid Cindy, of course they do.
Cindy: Wow, boner move right there.

Lucy: Did you know your boyfriend went home with that slutty girl last night after the party?
Taylor: Well after that boner move hes not going to be my boyfriend anymore!

by C. R. P. March 6, 2010

pit move

when 2 guys put there smelly armpits on each of another persons head and persists to rub it on that poor basturd. then after that the 2 pitters give each other a high five!

(the pit move, pitter.) Chris is a pothead with no friends, hes playing Halo so discretly.... come on pitter lets pit him. The 2 pitters then pit chris and he goes eww. Now all the pit juices are on his head and the pitters high five eachother with the incentive that they are in power.

by Danny Rocker June 24, 2008