Minnesota

The forgotten snowy state.

"Hey dude, Do you know what Minnesota is ?"
"The fuck is that? Is that a real place?"
"I don't fucking know."

by I_Hate_Onions February 8, 2021

Minnesota skin disease

It’s when you shit on your S/O stomach and spread it around, they then go outside and let it freeze, then they come back inside and you peel it off with your finger nails

Gave my girl the Minnesota Skin Disease last night. She almost died of hypothermia.

by Alrfred sickle boi February 11, 2021

Minnesota Stomp Cock

Getting your Urethra filled in with fresh snow and then getting your penis stomped on by steel-toed boots.

Bon Jovi got the old Minnesota Stomp Cock treatment for being late to lineups.

by Ryan9877654 March 31, 2021

Minnesota Snuggle

It is when a man sits on a toilet to deficate. While the female rides his cock. So while male releases his bowles and nut sack into female at the same time.

This morning I sat down to take a dumb when my girlfriend decided to give me a minnesota Snuggle.

by Bitchtits32459 May 2, 2021

Minneapolis milky

After rioting and burning buildings, you and your friends milk each other on top of your stolen goods.

Me and Damascus partook In a Minneapolis milky after that police officer...

by Damilky May 8, 2021

mintiesflimflam

The best living human being in the whole entire world, also the best tik toker, better than the all-known Charlie Damelio’

Wow! MintiesFlimFlam is the best tik toker out there!

by Mintiesflimflam June 25, 2021

Minnesota Cowgirl

A girl from the north of the US but likes country music. Generally regarded as a bitch.

Person 1: “Sammy is such a Minnesota Cowgirl”
Person 2: “No, she’s a bitch”
Person 1&2 “Both”

by Dickshunaree Eckspert July 5, 2021