Miles

Miles is often a really tough boy, he is one of a kind and will respect you as you should be respected. But he is also very self deprecating and insecure. This so why he will focus on you all the time to get his mind off of him. Miles' make great friends and tend to be very loyal. Miles' most often turn to unhealthy coping mechanisms, cutting, smoking, drugs exc.

Person 1: Did you hear how Miles bright his girl/boyfriend chocolates and flowers?
Person 2: Yah, but did you see his scars and the bags under his eyes?

by Gay_phan_boi August 21, 2019

7 Mile Projectile

When your private is 7 miles long

Damn Daniel, that’s a nice 7 mile projectile

by 7 miles projectile January 31, 2022

Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.

I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!

by Nuphagus March 14, 2020

Miles

Shrek daddy sits next to me in class

woah is that shrek daddy

No its just miles

by Soap112 September 29, 2021

5 mile drag race

When a semi truck passes another, barely moving faster than the one being passed.

Sorry I'm going to be late, I'm stuck behind a 5 mile drag race.

by Lesking72 August 7, 2018

Yuno Miles

best rapper alive since george Washington

"Yo did you hear Yuno Miles jump on the BBL Drizzy beat?"
"Kendrick Lamar, Kendrick Lamar, Drake (Drake), Kendrick Lamar, Drake (Drake)"

by @devsonit May 15, 2024

xi and miles

they are the CUTEST couple on the planet, nobody compares to them and you might find them saying cringe things to each other but you are still jealous of the undying love they have for eachother!

“Have you seen those two?”
“Yeah that’s Xi and Miles, they are literally the cutest!”

by Whathedlipdud January 11, 2024