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i need to touch grass

when someone is thinking a bit too much about someone/things they want to do with someone so they need to take a breather
steve: are you ok?
charlie: yeah i need to touch grass
by the answers you need April 7, 2023
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grass patch bad

When something goes so bad, it's as bad as passing out in a patch of grass behind an apartment building next to a bar.
Dude, I was so drunk last night, it was grass patch bad.
by Jose Agua July 28, 2010
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Grass allergy

If you have a grass allergy you can't get grass on your ass, or the glass, or the rest of your body without getting sick.
Also no sucking grass now. I know its gonna be hard not being able to suck grass but it's gonna be ok buddy.
Sooooo noooo GRASSY ASSY
SMH
Oh god I got grass on my ass, good thing I took my drugs

GRASS ALLERGY U BITCH
by Avee4 April 17, 2021
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Grass

‘That movie was very grass’

‘You outfit is so grass’
by yaisbfuendka April 20, 2023
mugGet the Grassmug.

imported grass

a synonym used to describe a dumb argument or idea.
"damn bro that's some imported grass, tf do you believe it?"
by Bobcheebles July 18, 2022
mugGet the imported grassmug.

grass

something 96% of twitter users haven't touched LOL
hey you should touch some grass you twitter user!

twitter user: no lol
by wut_luke March 27, 2021
mugGet the grassmug.

grass grass

Hey man, you got any grass grass?
by massive_schlong February 20, 2017
mugGet the grass grassmug.

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