no CAN do

What you say when your friend wants to buy cheap canned beer instead of good bottled stuff.

Friend: Hey let's save a few bucks and buy a case of Pisscan Light.

You: No CAN do, buddy. It's decent bottled beer or nothing for me.

by Pickles McDoody November 22, 2010

trash can

When you shove in a girls twat anything you can find(pens,bottles, ashtrays) and stomp it in w/ your foot of a voracious whore who can't be satisfied by normal sexual means

"Dude, Jenny's been ridden so many times I had to trash can her just to get a rise out of that slut"

by eddie1056 June 29, 2009

coffee can

A coffe can is a big ass hole...u see this wen girls get fuked in the ass by big dick...Its sumthin thyt jims mom has

I was goin 2 fuk jims mom in the pooper but then i found out that she had a Coffee can

by weird fuken dude May 9, 2006

poop can

The terrible sounding vehicle exhaust. Usually accompanied by a rattling sound. Most commonly found on cars in which the driver wants the public to think their car is fast.

Yo, did you hear how terrible the poop can on that '92 Civic sounded?

by tearyouapart February 9, 2009

tuna can

A derogatory term used to describe the shape of a penis that is wider than it is long.

"Hey Lamont, having a hard time getting action with that Tuna Can? No pun intended." Laughter ensues.

by LamontLambda April 17, 2014

we can

What your math teacher says before giving a lecture.

Mrs.K said we can do this and we can do that to the whole class for half an hour.

by utv82803 June 3, 2018

Soup Can

A poop that is as wide as it is long, usually unflushable.
Men are mainly capable of producing such atrocities.

Hey man....do you have a butter knife? I just shit a soup can.

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004