Nothing

Something that is impossible. Like how everyone says 'Nothing' is impossible ". Therefore nothing is something that is impossible.

Person A: Watcha doin?
Person B: Nothing.
Person A: IMPOSSIBLE!

by JustYourLocalHuman July 28, 2020

I have all of their albums on nothing

A sarcastic response to a band you do not like. First coined on the Preston & Steve show

Winger is such a great band, I have all of their albums on nothing!

by Mike Whittaked May 6, 2025

BUTT NOTHING

An ECOLINOMINIST as a real TIGHT ASS.

You must have been constipated as a CHILD DR. SARAH as BUTT NOTHING came from your CRYSTAL STAR slot machine either as your PARCHMENT did not yield a penny either and by the way there was no water to be found WINDWARD.

by STINKING LIKE SHIT July 30, 2021

Smile, nothing matters

A statement you must tell yourself whenever you think about something that elicits any sort of feeling. This is a reminder that all of this living is whatever we want it to be.

Gbemisola: "What seems to be the problem?"
Erika: "I think people may not like me as much as I'd like them too."
Gbemisola: "Well, I am not one of them. Regardless, smile, nothing matters."
Erika: "You're right. This is all a joke anyway."

by von groovy June 20, 2024

Quadruple-or-nothing

The way of saying if you win this you can redeem your chance of the original bet.

I beat him quadruple-or-nothing so now i can retry the original bet

by Cryptic_Merc March 23, 2024

Nothing in one hand and shit in the other

Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.

by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022

nothing poo bleh

Nothing you stupid bitch

“Hey watcha doin?”
“Nothing poo bleh”

by Linkon-king11 May 24, 2018