flash deuce

The action of taking a dump within the time frame of 1-2 min.

before we go i gotta take a quick flash deuce.

by zaivon July 6, 2010

flash

sucky software developed by macromedia/adobe
Also: see fail

wtf??! where did that random line come from? god i hate flash

by heffer101 March 10, 2008

Gap-flash

When a woman (or possibly a man) wears a button-down shirt that is a little too tight, resulting in the fabric straining at the buttons, and forming a gap. This allows friends, family, and/or the general public to have a glimpse of your side-boob.

"Oh man! That girl should really put a sweater on."

"Why?"

"Because she's totally gap-flashin' the entire coffee shop!"

by america's cynic January 27, 2010

Flash Gooning

The act of turning off the light at a rapid pace whilst stroking thy pener.

Last night my friend was flash gooning last night and it was making me worried.

by Peter Pener March 13, 2025

Kansas flash bang

When you give her the good anal slip after you just took her out to a fancy date to Taco Bell and it sprays out at high speed

Gave my wife the good ol Kansas flash bang last night.

by Kansas kids February 11, 2020

Flash Story

A really shit and anticlimactic story that ends 10 minutes after it should've.

"Very true, that boring documentary about the airport was indeed a Flash Story"

by Zeltig21 August 8, 2019

flash

yell this when someone says something dumb, and you get to slap their forearm unless they say "could've been" first.

say a bunch of dudes walk up into in-n-out burger
griffin: yo how much is a mcchicken
everybody else: flash!!!!!

by macmuthafuckindre July 8, 2009