Angry Dragon

most of the other definitions are close but not quite right. the real definition is a chick is giving you head and when she goes to swallow your load you judo chop her in the throat making her choke on the cum and it shoots out her nose, also making her angry. the hit in the head definitions are confused with donkey punch and the punch in the stomach is from louisville slugger. the one where you shove your cock down her throat as you nut is the snowy or snow dragon which also shoots the nut out her nose. both really work if done right.

i gave jen an angry dragon when she was smoking my pole lastnight.

by synasthetic February 25, 2005

dragon-abs

abs that are ridiculously in shape. Must be at least an 8-pack.

Brad Pitt's dragon-abs in Fight Club were insane. Boys all over the world relentlessly did crunches to try to achieve the same effect as Brad.

by x_kissthesky December 9, 2008

Dragon Scrotum

1. When your have your balls hanging out of your pants when your all by yourself and the heat dries them up like grapes.

2. When your banging a really tight chick and she's really dry so your balls aren't getting any Poonani Juice so they dry up.

Almost as if your scrotum has scales.

Oh Bro...last night's heat wave was crazy malicious..I got the wicked case of Dragon Scrotum

Dude Angela Jolie is hot...but I've hit that and every guy she gets it on with gets Dragon Scrotum

How would you know?

Dude trust me...I'm Brad Pitt!

by xXsc00psXx December 24, 2008

dragon hooks

Thrown out before the weekend, Generally used to snag hood rat or ratchet women. Dragon hooks are also known to fail, As a result many are thrown.

- Tony "I gotta get laid this weekend"
- Vince "perhaps you should throw out a few dragon hooks"

by Leftyruggerio May 16, 2014

dragon earring

A jewelry item worn by a warlock in times of loneliness when on a great quest for his beloved maiden. Best if accompanied by wooden staff and dragon ring(s!).

"Oh my god, he's wearing the dragon earring. run away...fast!"
or:
"the dragon earring nearly reached his shoulder. my, the snout hung low."

by horrified maiden May 6, 2008

Hungry Dragon

The Hungry Dragon gets it's roots from the Angry Dragon, however, after cumming in your girls mouth and causing it to spew from her nostrils, she then licks it and swallows it.

I was gonna giver her an Angry Dragon but I made her go all the way for the Hungry Dragon

by PapiGuapo June 25, 2009

Poking The Dragon

The technical term for when you finger a girl during her period, specifically with one finger.

Dave: Aww man I poking the dragon yesterday, it was disgusting, it went all over my carpet...

Geoff: Did you poke the dragon? Or did the dragon poke you?

by Mazrb April 19, 2016