Upper Decker Double Blumpkin

The very intimate act in which the male lover delicately removes the top cover on the porcelain tank of a toilet. Next he will mount the the tank and begin to defecate. Now the female lover gently sits on the toilet seat facing her male partner. The act begins when she also compenses to defecate while orally accepting his genitalia.

I knew she was the ONE when she pulled me into the hotel bathroom and introduced me the amazing upper decker double blumpkin.

by INFDOC September 9, 2021

Double Decker Shit

One person is on the toilet shitting while the second is sitting on their lap shitting through the firsts others legs.

Me and Alex had to shit at the same time yesterday so we double decker shit.

by TheDeckerGang March 6, 2022

chloe decker

a girl who brings joy into everything, she has an amazing jawline and is the best detective in the whole world.

someone at the LAPD: who’s the best detective in the world?
lucifer: that will be my amazing girlfriend, chloe decker

by dckersgf June 5, 2022

Upper decker dry docker

its where you turn off the water on the toilet before someone takes a poop and you take a diarrhea in the upper water chamber. Then when a person sits down to take a poo, it lands on the porcelain and sticks, then when they go to flush it shoots diarrhea out. causing a horrible situation

Man that was funny when billy gave her the old “Upper decker dry docker”, her trailer smelled like feces for months.

by jdunz July 20, 2022

Donkey dicked

Where Derek whipped out the huge cock and went in the ass and out the mouth

I asked Derek if he would donkey dicked me and he said u couldn’t handle it

by Dilasurs January 3, 2023

Pickle Dickelment

when you find yourself in the sourest situationn possible..

she was in a Pickle Dickelment when she ate all her husbands oreos.

by mindylouhoo January 14, 2023

Upper Decker Pecker Wrecker

When you pack a fat lip of chewing tobacco in your upper lip and give a blow job. The tingle of the nicotine on the cock wrecks ur pecker, hence the upper decker pecker wrecker.

My girlfriend gave me an upper decker pecker wrecker the other day and I’m still buzzin.

by Maxregan6969 March 30, 2023