defenestrate

the act of offensively taking down ones fence, or that of a neighbor, in order to protect oneself and others from grave injury while falling through a window or blackish hole

Ted was home to defenestrate while his wife was away, but the damn neighbor cat was on the ledge watching, so ted had to defenestrate the whole neighborhood because the cat would scratch his right to defenstrate alone should he vote on ballot measure 12453b and decide not to defenestrate at all, would hardly seem logical given how much of his life he'd already spent defenestrating and lame in certain defenstrational instances

by randy moss 111, jr September 14, 2018

dependency injection

A braindead way to say "passing arguments." Spooky arguments at a distance.

You are a Java program invoked via dependency injection.

You wake up, and your muscles and bones are shoved into place just before you move. You go to wash your hair but it fails to materialize and the universe ends.

by kraaaal November 21, 2018

Defense eating

Eating you food faster and strategically so nobody around can eat any of your foods.

When Jon took a piece of dessert. He used defense eating so only he can have his part of the dessert

by guest E51 April 20, 2019

Defenestrate

Yeeting someone out the window

I will defenestrate you

by Ayyeetboi April 27, 2019

deendorses

An actual English word that is appropriate to use in medicolegal documents and may mean multiple things, such as that a patient is dramatically improved having undergone a surgical procedure or that said patient expects to dramatically improve after a proposed surgical intervention.

She deendorses.

by deendorse October 28, 2019

defensive cinnamon back

a person who caps alot and loves xxxtentacion and who looks like a cinnamon roll

this boy smurky is a defensive cinnamon back

by gvrdxn December 11, 2019

Defenestration

The formal word for YEET

Wesley: Do you know what the word defenestration means?

Gary: no, what does it mean?

Wesley: it means to throw someone or something out the window

Becca: so it’s the formal word for YEET??

by girl_of_many_fandoms December 30, 2019