Premarital eye contact

A sin worse than the holocaust
I rather die than have premarital eye contact
If you ain’t been married, you shouldn’t be able to look at each other

When she wanna do some premarital eye contact

H A R L O T

by ScottPilgrim.06 March 11, 2020

Counterfeit

A person that dresses, talks, and acts wealthy, but is faker than a three dollar bill.

You may find people like this in your school, place of business, or public transit sporting a fake Gucci or Lois Vuitton, acting as if they are above you, but really they just have a really good sugar daddy.

Oh Becky look at that counterfeit over there, should we tell her her Lois is fake?

by Huangho February 13, 2019

counter girl

A girl that only looks good from the waist up. Or in other words a girl whose lower body hides behind the counter.

Dude, that girl that works the checkout is really hot. No nevermind she's just a counter girl.

by Marshall and Reeves August 21, 2007

Rockdale County Sandwich

When three dudes fill one chick's three holes (ass, vag, and mouth) with their cocks.

"vahey, goose, and OD ran the Rockdale COunty Sandwich on 'Big Katie' - and she loved it.

by SlickWIlly05gt September 26, 2008

Real Housewives of Orange County

Bravo TV reality program that features a rotating "cast" of materialistic, vapid, alcoholic, selfish women who live behind gates to keep them from bothering other Orange County residents.

I tried watching "The Real Housewives of Orange County," and it gave me a terrible migraine.

Real Housewife of Orange County #1: Like, wouldn't it be great if I could just hook up my boobs to my son's tire pump every morning, then deflate them at night?

Real Housewife of Orange County #2: That would be, like, soooo cool! You could put the needle in your nipple!

Real Housewife of Orange County #1: Now I know why you live in Coto, too, because great minds think alike!

by Chatty Chrissy January 29, 2008

Cross Country

A true sport that requires more ability than any non-runner will ever know. It takes hard work and time. Typically you run a 5k or 3.1 miles. Not to be confused with track where there are many different races. Cross Country is definitely a real sport, I don't see anyone else work as hard as runners do. The feeling one gets from finishing a race is impossible to describe, but its the best feeling in the world. Cross country is something that only true runners understand, it takes more than just running, you have to be fit and toned everywhere in your body, you have to have the ability to push through the pain, it takes endurance and stamina, but most of all it takes will power. You have to be willing to try.

Cross Country - my sport is you're sports punishment.

The will to achieve means nothing without the will to believe.

Our shoes have more miles than your car.

by a true athlete xc October 23, 2011

The Countdown

When the perceived attractiveness of a girl diminishes as she gets closer

Guy 1: "Hey dude look at this chick walking up, she looks pretty cute"

Guy 2: "Yeah she looks to be about an 8..wait maybe a 7...6...5...4...3..2..OH GOD WHAT WAS THAT THING?!"

Guy 1: "Never underestimate the countdown"

by Jonan2012 November 1, 2010