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goth vs. emo vs. chav vs. detroit ghetto

Emo is basically the bottom of the food chain here.
Emos hate themselves, goths hate everyone else.
A Chav is a british wigger, they are also recognizably stupid.
A Detroit Ghetto is a black person who carries more weapons and drugs then his coat can fit.
Goths are all black. Emos are goths with circus colors and an estrogen overdose. Goths are actually bigger life haters then emos but they have balls and deal with shit.
In the united kingdom Chavs and Emos are rivals
The Chav is picking on the Emo and a goth comes by, so the Chav thinks 'Oh, another Emo' so the Chav attempts to pick on the Goth who takes out a half inch syringe and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the Chav. After the Chav is dead from pinstab wounds the Emo praises the Goth like they are holy or something. Then the Goth who is totally annoyed fills the syringe with yellow asbestos liquid and leaves a small air pocket. Then says it's Heroin and sends the Emo off who dies several seconds later. Then the Detroit Ghetto guy walks in and then opens his coat which a rocket launcher is hidden in takes out a bag of cocaine but is actually sweet and low. In the end the Goth is dead and the Detroit Ghetto goes back home and then a team of fat and vice cops investigate and 6 months later they can only speculate that it was a homicide.
Goth Vs. Emo Vs. Chav Vs. Detroit Ghetto
by Brents2 August 30, 2007
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Chav

Beau and aimeee
by Heal September 26, 2020
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Chav

A person that is similar to a roadman and always carries a pocket knife in their pockets and also are near extinction
John:yo Jamie is such a chav man Boris:(says ikr really loudly) Jamie is such a chav like. Jamie: come here for a second lads........(proceeds to shank them with his rusty pocket knife and pours acid on them both) now stop taking a mick out of me pricks,Jamie said
by Dog_food_with_chunks_is_gud November 1, 2019
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National chav day

27th of september everyone dresses as chavs
The 27th of september? National chav day mate
by phahahhshsh September 26, 2023
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chav

*walking in the street
*sees a child with a black puffer on and a bike/scooter
me-oh its another chav
by Poppy swaggers July 2, 2021
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Chav

The word chav comes from the gypsy or Irish travellers language,where the word was originated from.there are many words we use to day that come from the gypsy or travellers language.
by Willow tree 666 April 17, 2020
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comcast chav

annoying but nice Comcast guy that comes to your house to fix your tv. making you feel uncomfortable and akward because he's invading your privacy, and dressed like he thinks he's Justin Timberlake in his olden days. (chav attire)
walks out the door saying "have a good one sir"
me- "is sir annoying leaving?"
dad- "what do you mean?"
me- "the comcast guy is kind of making me feel akward. is he leaving?"
dad- "no, he's gonna try to fix the tv"
me- "oh, that's annoying..."

*walks away, thinks to self, what a comcast chav*
by Angie12banjo December 4, 2010
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