Butthole Bisque

When you're deep in an ass and, right before you cum, you get shit on your dick. Rather than being a little bitch about it you keep trucking like a real man and blast your man candy all over the excrement at the end of the poop shoot, thusly mixing the semen with freshly made turds and creating "butthole bisque".

Bro, I made the best butthole bisque with Ashley last night. 10/10 family time.

by TheJewishWonder April 2, 2019

butthole cup

If you hit the middle cup in your first shot in beer pong and have to take your pants off

"You hit butthole cup"

by beerpongexpert February 1, 2018

butthole poker

When someone pokes your butt with their fingers deep

"Jerry, the butthole poker got Daniel" Daniel "I hope I cum next" lustfully

by Ball tickler June 21, 2023

wet butthole

when you just had explosive diarrhea and you try wiping your butthole but the diarrhea from the toilet paper moves onto your arm and you fall down on the toilet and then you try and flush the toilet but the toilet cant handle all that diarrhea so it try's to flush, but instead squirts a brown liquid known as "Shit" or otherwise known as "Feces" all across your face and butthole which in turn makes your butthole wet. you try to tell your mom but she whips you instead and kicks you out of the house so people see you outside butt booty naked with shit and feces all over your face and ass

"Hey Johnathon, I currently have a wet butthole!" "I don't fucking give a shit, Timmy."

by Niznet January 17, 2024

motorboating butthole

When you are tailgating someone so closely you could gargle with their exhaust pipe.

Christian was motorboating butthole so much on the freeway, im surprised he didnt wreck.

by anonymous January 27, 2025

Butthole Cake

Butthole Cake occurs when a person does not fully wipe their ass. The feces then dry up, and will begin to flake off in tiny chunks after a couple of hours, kind of like a crumb cake.

I really should have took the time to wipe until it’s white. I have a severe case of butthole cake right now.

by Josh chase April 29, 2024

Fancy Butthole

When you get so tired/fatigued to the point of not making any sense and almost making intoxicated type of decisions/conversation.

Fancy butthole. (Gemma has been awake for 36 hours and is talking about how she wishes she had miniature dinosaurs as pets)
“What are you talking about Gemma, are you fancy buttholing right now??”

by bekala0 February 19, 2023