Mindful Blonde

A mindful blonde is a woman who is very active on social media and uses her platforms to promote life hacks and factoids that everyone already knows. She usually frames it as either something she discovered herself or something society has "forgotten" (it typically has not). Some things that mindful blondes talk about are growing garlic rather than buying it, decorating your house with things that make you happy, and "being an omnivore (???)". Most of modern society knows these things already but from how inspired the mindful blonde sounds you may think she herself really did not know these basic hacks until recently. See also: OnlyJayus before racism

Mindful Blonde: "What ever happened to being an omnivore? Just eating any food without restrictions."

Commenter: "Wow thank you I was eating rocks and dirt until the mindful blonde told me how to be an omnivore"

Mindful Blonde: "Guys this packing hack is so easy and saves so much space, it has the capacity of an elephant's trunk"

Commenter: "Thank you to the mindful blonde for inventing Rolling Your Clothes"

by Farine5Roses September 9, 2025

blonde

dumbass

“You’re a dumbass”
“It was just a blonde moment”
“They’re the same damn thing”

by simpslut April 16, 2020

blonde bullet

He wears sol republic headphones and is very passionate about swimming. He has blonde hair and blue eyes . He is so fast thus the name "blonde bullet". He is also a part time meme.

Guy 1-"Fuck you jimmy"
Guy 2-"You're being such a blonde bullet you degenerate cunt"
Guy 1-"Tru"

by PapaDominos June 13, 2016

blonde eli

A complete dumbass with the fattest cock you'll ever meet

Yo bro do you see that person over there their definitely a blonde Eli

by Dr. Profussy July 19, 2022

blonde enthusiast

someone that is only attracted to blondes and thinks they are the best

John: i heard Jakes last 3 girlfriends were all blonde

Kyle: he must be a blonde enthusiast

John: yea i’m pretty sure he is at this point

by Secyboy69 August 5, 2022

mentally blonde

A person who acts like a blonde and is not actually blonde. Someone with low intelligence

Me: do you know that girl Nicki

You:yeah why

Me: she’s mentally blonde

You:she’s a dumbass

by Someone_iscool January 3, 2024

hot blonde british boy

A good looking british man with Blonde hair and a casual sense of fashion. The term can also be known as HBBB, all females love him, but he can only take 1 at a time, because women take too much fucking energy.

"Did you see that Hot Blonde British Boy? He's got weird fashion ngl."

by AspectofTime September 26, 2022