Punch a dumb blonde

On April 3rd, if you see a blonde…punch them square in the face!
“You just punched that blonde!”
“Yeah! It’s Punch a Dumb Blonde day!”
by apokalypz May 14, 2025
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Yukon blonde

Please, that isn't grey hair. It's Yukon blonde. Get it right!
by NMIR March 12, 2023
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blond duck

An attractive, or whimsical yet unexpected rarity/oddity; something that would cause a person, at the sight of it to say, "Wull gee, aint that somethin?" Such as finding a two dollar bill folded into a crane under your seat at a football game, or finding some petrified wood that still looks exactly like a stick, or a two-headed jackal-ope in a taxidermy shop, or a mini-cooper with giant tires and hydraulics.
Well I'll be darned ... aint that a blond duck of all things? A mobile cheese shop that goes around via a cow-shaped blimp... I will indeed be darned.
by boronanon April 3, 2015
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Blonde Steve

A negative force who will want everyone, and I mean everyone want to turn heterophobic. He is a sort of teenage mail Karen.
Fucking Blonde Steve, I hate Blonde Steve.”
by anxi3_t3a October 20, 2021
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Blonde god

The god of all blondes. She protects anyone who is granted with blond hair. If one who is not blonde prays to her she will turn you blonde.
Person: dear lord of blondes, pleas give me rich golden hair

Blonde god: I will grant your wish
by Blonde god June 17, 2022
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Blonde Hair Rapper Theory is the idea that when a rapper dyes their hair blonde, it signals they’re in their creative prime and about to release their best or most iconic music.
When he died his hair blonde. He dropped the best music of his career. This is like the Blonde Hair Rapper Theory.
by lilboogieface September 21, 2025
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dutch blonde

when you give a girl a dutch oven and she likes it... then asks you to do it again. then you give her a dutch dildo which she uses till it melts.
i gave my gf a dutch blonde... she's so stupid!
by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018
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