Someone who fingers a girl while she is on her period. So named because of the resulting blood covered hand.
Person 1 - So, I was fingering the girl last night and turns out she was totally on the rag.
Person 2 - Gross, guess you're a red handed bandit now!
Person 2 - Gross, guess you're a red handed bandit now!
by crazyblazn August 8, 2010

by Keep Right Execept to Pass May 26, 2006

One who meets a guy and an hour later has sex with him. Shooter was pretty accurate therefore she got the name, One Eye'd bandit.
by shooter123 December 9, 2009

by Mixed Up DJ Silly B.O.B. April 9, 2009

Expanding on the term fanny bandit, the term "Ice Skating Fanny Bandit" was coined during a glorious facebook comment war. The term itself implies a gratuitous amount of homosexuality and a general sense of unmanliness towards the recipient. The term is also very versatile in the fact that it contains a small sense of sophistication and lacks more vulgar terms compared to other similar insults such as queer, ass pirate, and cock lover.
by Alex U. October 2, 2007

a dick face who often has patrick for a name nd hangs out with fat people coomonly known as gordos nd wishes he was like jesus who has a name of mike nd he wishes he was cool like his brother oprahs asshole.....
by oprahs asshole July 18, 2009

by KrameriSteveica May 27, 2004
